origins

Did you know?

• Germany was originally going to be named "Switzerland" but then his father, Roddy Edelstein thought of a better name, Germany. (Next up: Switzerland Feliks? WHAT THE HELL!?)
• If we were to genderbend Holland and Belgium... WHO KNOWS THEIR LAST NAMES? Romano would stay the same, Iceland would become Mr. Feliciana, and Ivan Braginski would probably become Iva Braginski. Well, in that case... and then, you know... Ukraine would become Ms. Braginski, and Denmark would be... NEVER MIND.
• Hungary Daniel.
• APH Prussia ripped off Hungary. WOW.
• Latvia sucks.
• Since Turkey is a bitch, Hungary and Bulgaria should JOIN together, unite with Greece, Armenia, Syria, and Russia, and then FUCK turkey.
• If you genderbend Russia, expect a Bridget-like character!
• If you genderbend Bridget, expect a Russia.

Our first three characters

Germany in his casual outfit.

This is Germany Edelstein, who is Swiss. He is usually angered and has a younger sister, Bridget Edelstein. He REALLY hates annoying people. He also hates ugly people who scream at him. He is shown to be great friends with Liechtenstein and Italia.

Greece in his usual outfit.

This is Greece. He is Taiwanese and is usually the fun guy. His favorite type of bird is the turkey, which usually pisses off Turkey. It is said that male Taiwan would look VERY close to Greece. He really likes hanging out with Switzerland and the Kirkland family. However, pictures of APH Russia scare him...

Ukraine in his usual outfit.

This is Ukraine. He is Ukrainian and likes agriculture. He likes all kinds of crops. He really HATES Seychelles, but somehow is friends with Liechtenstein. He's a nice person most of the times, but if you tick him off, FACE HIS FURY. He likes swimming, also.

Hungary listening to rock music.

This is Hungary. He is Hungarian and LIKES rock music! He really HATES everyone who hates him, and especially hates girls, Sweden, Ivan Braginski, Prussians, Italia trying to be better than him, and America. You can usually see him playing rock music... and if he's not, then you can find him in any cool place.

SEXINESS IN THREE, TWO, ONE

Italia in his... WHY!?

This is Italia (nicknamed Hetalia). He likes to look sexy. He likes attracting ladies. He hates Hungary, Shawn Braginski, and people who call him non-sexy. He always wears a shirt and shorts... it is said that he wears no underwear.

And then, if you want to say this... Female Italia DOES wear a shirt that doesn't expose her breasts. Good grief!

Changes

From left to right - Matthew, Japan, Ellis, Asher, and Oliver.

Oh yes, Hetalia IS a great artist... (NAH HE SUCKS AT ARTWORK, JUST LOOK AT IT)
Anyways, the first one is Ellis, second one is Oliver, third one is Matthew, fourth one is Asher, fifth one is Roderick (EDELSTEIN), and sixth one... WHO CARES!?

It's so amazing... especially Japan.

Time for the speculations!

Remember when China held up a painting and it looked like this? That was his genderbend...
OH MY GOODNESS HERE'S THE REAL PICTURE!

I think China looks like this:

He looks like Kenneth...
Or maybe Isaac (VERY UNLIKELY THOUGH):

And maybe this is Kenneth smashing a mochi version of him:

Or maybe, he might look like this (A male Christine)

Or maybe, he might look like Chris... VERY unlikely. He'd probably look like Kenneth.

No wait! We forgot the last one! Francis!

Finally, no one knows if it's Japan with a ponytail or a China. (Probably a Japan with a ponytail)

In case if you don't care about him... LOOK AGAIN he's on the left corner.

genderbending (part 1)

One day, when everyone woke up... a genderbent version of them woke up next to them! What do they do?
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Iceland talks to Mr. Iceland about ChibiRomano.
Iceland: Well, let's just say that he looks like Spain... without the ugliness.
Mr. Iceland: It was a good idea selling ChibiRomano to that girl.
Ms. Romano: I think she's permanently scarred.
Romano: Yes. Both of them got scarred.
Ms. Norway talks to Hungary.
Ms. Norway: Are you Mr. Hungary?
Hungary: I SURE AM!
Ms. Hungary talks to Norway.
Ms. Hungary: Where's the Male Hungary?
Norway: I heard that he was talking to Ms. Norway.
How big are everyone's breasts?
Ms. Hungary has a D cup.
Ms. Liechtenstein has a C cup.
Ms. Italy has a B cup.
Ms. Norway has an A cup.
Iceland also has a B cup.
Ms. Germany has a DD cup.
Ms. Romano has aphukrainebreasts. How permanently scarred are you?
Romano: I don't have anything special. Why does she have those?
Ms. Romano: Because. I can.
Ms. Prussia: Ms. Romano "LOVING" Vargas! Why do you have such big breasts? I only have a C cup and I'm JEALOUS!
Both of them run from her.
And finally, Greece meets Ms. Greece.
Greece holds up a painting.

Ms. Greece holds up a painting, too.

Greece: I wish I looked as cute as that.
And now time for China!
China holds up a painting.

Ms. China holds up a painting.

China: I wonder what Ms. Greece will think about this.

the ever changing shit map

HEY LOOK

Hell Storm Warning: EVERYWHERE
Fire Tornado Warning: EVERYWHERE
Absolute Zero Winter Storm: EVERYWHERE
SATAN EMERGENCY: EVERYWHERE

HELLBREAKSLOOSE

FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA WORLD STARS - Episode 3 (Pictures!)

Shocking fact number 1: Iceland is a girl. We just didn't tell you, and most of the characters are boys...
HELL YEAH more girls.
And I tell you that Hungary is a BOY too! Just because he has a ponytail doesn't mean he's a girl! I wish I can genderbend him...
all designs are official
And remember, France looks REALLY gay in this
Also, I modeled Greece after me. That's why he looks like the male version of Taiwan
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Iceland turns her head.
Romano was surprised.
Chibitalia was between Iceland and Romano.
: Please don't hurt big brother! (cries)
: Romano, this is Chibitalia's older brother. You want sovereignty over him?
: Are you SERIOUS? Wow, thank you!
Romano was now running.
: I FINALLY HAVE AN UNDERLING, I FINALLY HAVE AN UNDERLING! All this time I thought Iceland was a Romania but she's actually a pretty nice girl! I'M SO HAPPY!!!
Chibiromano was sleeping. Romano wasn't impressed...
: Oh, I get it... he just dumped this kid on me because he's a Norway...
The camera now zooms out on Romano. Then, Chibiromano appears.
"Romano the Boss and Chibiromano!"
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: Listen to me Chibiromano; as of today I am the boss of you which means you have to do whatever I say, OK?
: Uh, if I wanted to follow someone's directions I'd listen to a sexy lady, not you. No thanks, Romano.
: I don't think you're understanding me.
Chibiromano was now eating pizza.
: CHIBIROMANO! Hi, go clean my house immediately.
: Why don't you hire a maid?
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: I don't think I can control this Chibiromano.
: Well then, give him to me! I'll take him! Come on, give him to me!
: I do not think so.
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: You want to play some baseball today?
: How about a variant? How about you include France, and instead of a ball use a pie instead?
: OK, Spain... (you're weird though...) How is Greece your brother when Greece is Taiwanese, Holy Roman Empire is Norwegian, and you are Spanish?
Spain plays baseball, only with pies... and all the pies were aimed at France!

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Norway and Hungary were now together.
: OK, random person! Let's read Prussia's diary!
In the diary...
Dear awesome diary... IT'S THE AWESOME ME!!! Anyways today I saw Greece making boobies in the snow. Also, I saw that Holy Roman Empire made a Turkey X Cuba fanfiction. Also, Spain continued pieing France. Hetalia was turning poland-the-braves into toilets! FUCK!!!
(flashback time!)
: Hey look! I made snow mounds!
: Look at what I just wrote!
Ugly People by cubes missile crisis
: Is it ANOTHER Turkey X Cuba fanfiction?
: PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
: I like watching the english dub of anime better.
All the poland-the-braves turned into toilets. CHIBITALIANS, YEAH!
From, prussia
: That was pretty interesting...
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Hey hey papa, give me a tomato!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
The bolognese that I ate before- I can't forget the taste of it, YOU BASTARD!
Draw a circle, there's earth! Draw a circle, there's earth! Draw a circle, there's earth! I am Chibiromano!
Ah, with just a stroke of paint, a wonderful world can be seen; YOU BASTARDS!
It was unfortunate that Romano made me my slave, Chibiromano!
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: OK... I'm seeing a story created by "Cubes Missile Crisis."
TO BE CONTINUED
Did you know? Greece is T-A-I-W-A-N-E-S-E period.

remember this

This is a picture I put in one of my Craptalia episodes.
Of course, Craptalia will continue when the coding gets fixed.

In this picture, Germany is slower than an idiot but faster than another idiot. Also, the person behind Germany is... someone. Did you know? Ireland is supposed to be first but the idiot who drew this DIDN'T INCLUDE HIM!!! And France is behind! Well, Spain probably pied him many times.