Saturday, February 6, 2016

Poisonous Lunches

This is a story about Germany and Bridget. While Germany brings his lunch, Bridget doesn't. What will happen to her? This happens in school.
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During lunch, you could either bring or buy your lunch. There are siblings Germany and Bridget Edelstein.
Germany was at a table. His sister was buying her lunch, while he brought his lunch. Bridget comes with some bad looking pizza and French Fries.
Bridget: Big brother, why aren't you buying your lunch?
Germany: Why would you eat that? I always bring my lunch, because it's much less disgusting, plus you can have your own food.
Bridget: Are you STUPID!? This is delicious! Plus, you don't have pizza and French Fries in your lunch! You just have a ham and cheese sandwich, fruit punch, and some mango for fruit!
Germany: My ham and cheese sandwich isn't poisoned.
TURKEY: HEY!!! I bring better sandwiches! And plus, cheese is DISGUSTING! Greece brings turkey sandwiches and I HATE HIM FOR THAT!
Greece: Why do you always bring chicken sandwiches? Technically, turkeys and chickens are confused. Plus, I think that...
Bridget: It's not a sandwich made out of you. Now let me eat my pizza or else. 
TURKEY: SHUT UP! One of my fellow friends, Donald Trumpet, always bought his lunch. I didn't. Then... HE DIED.
Bridget: Hey! At least my other friend, Justin Bieber, also buys his lunch! Elizaveta also buys her lunch!
TURKEY: Well, her little boyfriend Ivan Braginski DOESN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ivan Braginski: I hope Elizaveta doesn't die.
Germany: Fine, sister... eat your pizza.
Later...
Bridget was at the school hospital, because she ate a bad pizza.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Germany, I'm afraid that your sister is poisoned with salmonella. And no, it's not Ella made out of salmon.
Germany: Well, she said the pizza was cold...
Ludwig Beilschmidt: Also, Justin Bieber and Elizaveta got salmonella too. There are lots of patients here today.
Germany exits out of the nurse's office, and goes back to his class.
Austria: So, how was it?
Germany: My sister has salmonella. It is assumed that all the lunch buyers are in there.
Lawrence Braginski: What losers.
Feliciano Vargas: I hope brother is okay... I always warned him...
Prussia: Romano "LOVING" Vargas brings mein gott every day!
Lawrence Braginski: No, he doesn't.

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