Introducing the Victor Family (part 1)

From Left To Right: Luigi, Lucas, Roderick, Nikolai, and Edward

Nikolai and Luigi ONLY!

Others coming soon.

===Nikolai===
Nikolai: Hi. I am Nikolai. You can just call me Nick.
Nikolai is the counterpart to Ivan Braginski. He always carries a knife with him, and is absolutely evil. He likes hanging out with girls, but he hates the fact most of them call him Ivan Braginski... no wonder the girl population is decreasing; Nikolai kills them all if they call him Ivan Braginski. His favorite thing to hold up is the Middle Finger. He likes the summer, unlike Ivan. He wears red, unlike Ivan Braginski, who wears blue.

===Luigi===

Luigi: Hi. I'm Luigi.

Luigi is the counterpart to Shawn. He loves video games and sometimes puffins visit him too. He always hangs with Peachy. He always likes first player games. He is very social and very twisted. He never holds up the middle finger, but can get really annoyed when they call him Shawn.

Artwork by: Someone

Lucas holds a dragon. And also, Roderick likes smoking. Luigi is twisted. And Edward... why are you SMILING!?

OUR NEW NATIONAL POSTER (part 2)

From now on the evil version of Lawrence is named Lucas.
Even though he shares the same name as a creepy guy.
Anyways, this poster is so so SO inaccurate. First of all, Edward is NOT that creepy. I mean look at Alfred, he's not creepy. And hell no, Roderick does not have a beard.

The below is a more accurate picture.


I mean still; Edward is still too creepy, but you portrayed Nikolai completely right, Roderick to my liking...
Lucas is a nerd, and look where Luigi is going. Wow, Luigi, with a knife? Maybe that knife is planned against revenge for peachy idiot?
Luigi: PEACHY IS MY FRIEND YOU!!!
Everyone: Luigi is back!!!! And now he looks much better... I mean look at Lucas. He's technically a nerd. Also, Edward is REAL creepy. Was he made to be like this? Alfred is creepy enough, but he never smiles.
Luigi: Also, it wasn't really my puffin. Peachy plays games with me, not the puffin.
Nikolai: Believe me, he has killed some people after saying that Peachy hates you. Luigi always uses an emulator.
Random Girl: When did Ivan Braginski start wearing red?
Nikolai: You CALL me Ivan Braginski? No, you're wrong. Ivan Braginski does not look that cool. You see this? That's a middle finger. You see my other hand? That's a KNIFE. You're DEAD.
Meanwhile...
Other Random Girl: When did Nikolai start being nice, stop holding up a middle finger... and did you finally get rid of your scar, Luigi? When did you stop playing video games?
Ivan Braginski: Hello, I'm Ivan Braginski! Nikolai was never nice, and plus he always holds it up! And no, that's not Luigi either! Luigi has darker hair and green eyes!!!
Shawn Braginski: Yeah. I think Luigi has a social life...
Lucas: Yes. Much more social than you.
Edward: Hello, Ivan Braginski.
Ivan Braginski runs away.
Back with Nikolai!
(The girl had her throat slit)
Luigi: How many people have Nikolai killed today?
Luigi and Peachy adventures!
Peachy: Well you see, Nikolai can be called a murderer. I mean; Ivan Braginski is cute, but Nikolai is the opposite. I'm your best friend. That's an AWESOME brother you have!
Luigi: And that, Roderick smokes lots of cigarettes... in fact, some people call him the ruler of cigar town.
Roderick: Yeah... cigars.
The End?

COMPARISON

CHANGES:
The other side of Lawrence isn't named "Emil" anymore. Instead, Shawn is called Emil.
Luigi does NOT wear an eyepatch, carry a evil puffin, and has a scar.
Edward has no changes.
Nikolai has no changes.
Roderick does NOT have a beard and has a scar instead.

This is the nice version of the poster.
And MUCH less disgusting...
One thing: Why the HELL does Ivan Braginski have that APHRUSSIAFACE?
And even worse is that they put it on Nikolai.

Luigi looks really creepy. Roderick is DISTURBING. Edward is SO DISTURBING I'D JUMP OUT THE WINDOW...

and guess what?


If you just make his eyes green, make his hair yellow, and put on a creepy outfit, that's Luigi.

The lost Marukaite Chikyuu

...when Mister Liechtenstein kicked that pizza, we were actually the pizza

How could you do that to us? I thought we were you friends...

...unlike Bridget, I was never saved by a Germany. And no, Poland doesn't save us either...

- lost people, Marukaite Chikyuu 

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belgum and netharlands: Thanks to him, now we're broke!
lechtenstein: He's the reason why I died.
Remember that fucking creepy poster? The one...
Today, while Luigi was playing a game...
(Luigi was using whatever-your-favorite-character is and purposely running them off a cliff)
OH MY GOODNESS A PIECE OF GLASS!!!
And that's how Luigi got his scar. They threw it at him.

Our LOVE situation

Girls on the top: Emma, Bridget, Natalie, Irene
Girls on the bottom: Kerry, Michelle, Elisa, Taiwan, Vietnam
The ones in bold are actual characters... all the others I just gave them names.
Italy is offering a tomato to Emma.
Germany is offering a book to his sister.
Shawn Braginski wants to offer rocks to- WAIT A SECOND, WHAT!?!??!?!?!?!?
Lawrence Braginski offers a HAND to Irene.
England offers a laptop to Irene. (I THINK)
China (I THINK) is giving a SHINATTY CHAN to Vietnam.
And WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Ivan Braginski wants to give Michelle A TRANSFORMER BOX!? Maybe that's Wendell Suomi... NOT Ivan Braginski!

our new NATIONAL poster

These are 5 characters.
AND IT'S NOT THE BRAGINSKI FAMILY GODDAMMIT
It's the Victor Family.
Emil: Hello. My name is Emil, but you can call me "Someone." Don't confuse me with Lawrence Braginski. I like casting magic on random things, and I despise Spain SO much...
Suddenly, a lot of girls tackle him.
Luigi: Hello. My name is Luigi, and I own a puffin. I have a social life! In fact, I'm ALWAYS player 1, therefore every Mario Superstar Saga game I'm Mario, and the puffin is the 2nd player- WAIT THERE'S NO SECOND PLAYER! MY PUFFIN DOESN'T EVEN PLAY GAMES.
A lot of girls tackle him too.

Nikolai: Hello. You know, I like the summer, trying to play the games Luigi plays (ON EMULATORS), but failing because Luigi still plays them. By the way, if you call me Ivan Braginski, I'll SLIT your throat SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY...

Random Girl: Hello, Nikolai... tell me you're better than Luigi! HOLD UP YOUR MIDDLE FINGER!

Guess what? Nikolai HOLDS UP HIS MIDDLE FINGER!!!

And then, the Alfred looking one...

Edward: Guess what? I actually like everything, except for one thing... whenever I see "PEACHY LITHUANIAN," I run away.

PEACHY IDIOT: GUESS WHAT!? Emil destroyed your room, Luigi made it into a game room, and Nikolai is holding up his MIDDLE FINGER!!!

Edward looks at his room, only to see Emil using magic, Luigi and peachy idiot playing "Kill Edward," and Nikolai holding up his middle finger.

Edward: FUCK YOU PEACHY IDIOT!!!

Wait, how about the last one?

Roderick: Hello. You can call me Roderick. I hate everyone except for one guy... and his name is... AAARTTTHURRR...

The End?

Bonus: Now Roderick is a smoker, Edward SMILES, Luigi is carrying a KNIFE, Emil likes wearing blue, and Nikolai is angry. Wow.

why 1

This is a story...
Hello. I'm meeting a girl named "Francine." She looks nothing like Japan, even though she's Japanese... doesn't mean she is Japan.

Italy: Are you sure she's not Chinese?
And then, you'll meet her evil friend... Her name is America.

England: Allow me to explain, why is HER name America?

Italy: ...

Then, meet Josephine!

Hell no I don't want you to meet Francisca.

Italy: Why SHOULDN'T I click the link?

And then, you will meet Christina... no wait... that's the nice version.

You'll meet Crystal...

Italy: Collectable!

part 2 ensues

how to piss me off

superamazingstory 
A shameless ad from Monaco (0% UGLY)
: Become one with the nation of Monaco, maybe?
 <BURN HIM...)
Lucas fishes for tuna too?
Hungary kicks Monaco 18 times when he saw that poster...

: Well anyways, 

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO-WAY!!!

China is NOT Kenneth...

What to do and NOT to do

1. Washing the dishes.
NOT HOW TO DO IT:
Russia: Hello. Today I'll show you how to wash a dish.
Later...

APH WUSSIA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Russia was slamming a dish everywhere.

HOW TO DO IT:

Ivan Braginski: Why do you even have a crown, Russia?

Russia: It's because...

Russia.

"Russia got his crown from his father, known as 'KoruKol.' When he died, he inherited his crown..."

2. Commenting on a youtube video.
HOW NOT TO DO IT:
(Video about funny cats)
Spain: HEY LOOK! PRUSSIANS ARE EVERYWHERE!
How to do it:

(Video of Renai Circulation)

Liechtenstein: That's a good animation of Russia.

3. Eating your lunch SOMEONE packed for school.

HOW NOT TO DO IT:

Greece: YUCK!!! It's not a turkey sandwich! It's a TURKISH sandwich!

HOW TO DO IT:

Switzerland: Why isn't Elizaveta doing it?

(DEAD PERSON) <PARTY ON!!!)
(Yes. I know it's a picture of Germany... it's funnier that way!)
4. Hating on Natalia Arlovskaya.
HOW NOT TO DO IT:
Alfred F. Jones: There's nothing wrong about her... but Wang Yao = KICK U HONDA...
How to do it:

Italy: Do I EVEN want to talk about Natalia Arlovskaya? She looks like Belarus except MUCH CREEPIER BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL. She wants to marry me. And also, Kiku Honda will kick him.

 - :(

5. Being a jackass.

HOW NOT TO DO IT:

Kugelmugel: Austria is an asshole for MANY reasons. First of all, just because I look crazy doesn't mean that I am crazy. Second of all, England wants to BEAT ME UP because I look like what Austria calls me! Third of all, Russia ISN'T that cute! You know what? Never mind...

HOW TO DO IT:

France: I am going to kick Poland!

Rest in peace, Poland; rest in peace.

(mawaru chikyuu rondo plays)
Date France!

dateeveryone

COME ON I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DATE France...

Date France Now!
IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU DIE LIKE A FRANCES BONNEFOY!
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If you turned down HIM down... well that's the only funny picture of a "date (whoever it is)" picture.

another day of smokin'

F.I.P.

WAIT A SECOND.

Wow. Ivan Braginski IS Japan! And you know... he's NOT that quiet.
And then, Lawrence Braginski IS awesome... not really
Alfred, Arthur, and Shawn Braginski are the tsundere trio.
Ivan Braginski is Japan.
Lawrence Braginski is PRUSSIA.
The other three are tsundere.
France is a you-have-expected.
Germany is one of the best doitsu's.
Switzerland is a Ukraine.
Spain is (UNFORTUNATELY) a kolkolkol.
Belgium, Japan, and America share the same birthday. They are both Frances... not necessarily Belgium and Japan... but wow, America...
Hetalia is a hyper one...
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE REST...

loves to look at... dontwanntthinkaboutit

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