our new NATIONAL poster

These are 5 characters.
AND IT'S NOT THE BRAGINSKI FAMILY GODDAMMIT
It's the Victor Family.
Emil: Hello. My name is Emil, but you can call me "Someone." Don't confuse me with Lawrence Braginski. I like casting magic on random things, and I despise Spain SO much...
Suddenly, a lot of girls tackle him.
Luigi: Hello. My name is Luigi, and I own a puffin. I have a social life! In fact, I'm ALWAYS player 1, therefore every Mario Superstar Saga game I'm Mario, and the puffin is the 2nd player- WAIT THERE'S NO SECOND PLAYER! MY PUFFIN DOESN'T EVEN PLAY GAMES.
A lot of girls tackle him too.

Nikolai: Hello. You know, I like the summer, trying to play the games Luigi plays (ON EMULATORS), but failing because Luigi still plays them. By the way, if you call me Ivan Braginski, I'll SLIT your throat SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY...

Random Girl: Hello, Nikolai... tell me you're better than Luigi! HOLD UP YOUR MIDDLE FINGER!

Guess what? Nikolai HOLDS UP HIS MIDDLE FINGER!!!

And then, the Alfred looking one...

Edward: Guess what? I actually like everything, except for one thing... whenever I see "PEACHY LITHUANIAN," I run away.

PEACHY IDIOT: GUESS WHAT!? Emil destroyed your room, Luigi made it into a game room, and Nikolai is holding up his MIDDLE FINGER!!!

Edward looks at his room, only to see Emil using magic, Luigi and peachy idiot playing "Kill Edward," and Nikolai holding up his middle finger.

Edward: FUCK YOU PEACHY IDIOT!!!

Wait, how about the last one?

Roderick: Hello. You can call me Roderick. I hate everyone except for one guy... and his name is... AAARTTTHURRR...

The End?

Bonus: Now Roderick is a smoker, Edward SMILES, Luigi is carrying a KNIFE, Emil likes wearing blue, and Nikolai is angry. Wow.