What to do and NOT to do

1. Washing the dishes.
NOT HOW TO DO IT:
Russia: Hello. Today I'll show you how to wash a dish.
Later...

APH WUSSIA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Russia was slamming a dish everywhere.

HOW TO DO IT:

Ivan Braginski: Why do you even have a crown, Russia?

Russia: It's because...

Russia.

"Russia got his crown from his father, known as 'KoruKol.' When he died, he inherited his crown..."

2. Commenting on a youtube video.
HOW NOT TO DO IT:
(Video about funny cats)
Spain: HEY LOOK! PRUSSIANS ARE EVERYWHERE!
How to do it:

(Video of Renai Circulation)

Liechtenstein: That's a good animation of Russia.

3. Eating your lunch SOMEONE packed for school.

HOW NOT TO DO IT:

Greece: YUCK!!! It's not a turkey sandwich! It's a TURKISH sandwich!

HOW TO DO IT:

Switzerland: Why isn't Elizaveta doing it?

(DEAD PERSON) <PARTY ON!!!)
(Yes. I know it's a picture of Germany... it's funnier that way!)
4. Hating on Natalia Arlovskaya.
HOW NOT TO DO IT:
Alfred F. Jones: There's nothing wrong about her... but Wang Yao = KICK U HONDA...
How to do it:

Italy: Do I EVEN want to talk about Natalia Arlovskaya? She looks like Belarus except MUCH CREEPIER BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL. She wants to marry me. And also, Kiku Honda will kick him.

 - :(

5. Being a jackass.

HOW NOT TO DO IT:

Kugelmugel: Austria is an asshole for MANY reasons. First of all, just because I look crazy doesn't mean that I am crazy. Second of all, England wants to BEAT ME UP because I look like what Austria calls me! Third of all, Russia ISN'T that cute! You know what? Never mind...

HOW TO DO IT:

France: I am going to kick Poland!

Rest in peace, Poland; rest in peace.

(mawaru chikyuu rondo plays)
Date France!