WHAT THE FUCK

One day, I got 16 views.
From Germany.
A NEW COUNTRY!?
Especially one I wrote LOTS about?
Well, let's hope Italy doesn't spam. I saw France and Romania spam too... :(

saving a person

Oh no! Elizaveta has been kidnapped by the aether god!
Now what do we do?
Pick a character:
1. Japan
2. Roderich Edelstein
3. Italy
4. Your Choice

Lithium picks 4.

Which character do you pick?

I pick Gilbert Beilschmidt.

Elizaveta has been kidnapped by the forces of KolKolKol. Now Gilbert Beilschmidt has to save her or else she might get raped.
And by might, I mean WILL.
Never mind, I pick Hungary... because I could. I want to see him see that girl get raped.
[Dude, you cannot change to an annoying boy once you choose it. Gilbert Beilschmidt is already annoying but adding in Canada won't help.]
I said Hungary.
Gilbert Beilschmidt faces a troop of Christmas Decorations.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Let's go!
Way of getting rid of the Christmas Decorations:

1. Get a picture of a hungry woman.

2. Show Star Fire X Robin pictures... and no, it's the OTHER Robin.

3. SPAM A BLOG!!!!

4. WALUIGI LAUNCHER!!!

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Why not all?

The christmas decorations melt.

Next up, Ludwig Beilschmidt comes up.

1. Use Ukraine

2. Make him drunk

3. Spam his blog full of Ashley pictures

4.

Gilbert Beilschmidt summons Ukraine, gets a bunch of beer, goes into his blog and spams it full of Ashley pictures, and then gives it 

And then, here's the holder of Elizaveta.

JEEZUS: YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ME! FUCK YOU.

Jeezus shoots a Polish Dude at Gilbert Beilschmidt.

ELIZAVETA IS SAVED!

Gilbert Beilschmidt and Elizaveta Hedervary married and made babies.

GO AWAY BORON

See? I gave you your OWN blog, yet you still spam my OWN blog with Fire Emblem stories, especially when they're about Yugoslavia.
I am banning you from this blog, Boron.

Our Team

Owner of this blog: Lithium
Editors of this blog: The Boron Group

Sorry about the random shit.

Okay, Boron used my blog to tell me stupid stories about a guy named Ike being a homosexual.

Tell you what... to all you Fire Emblem fans, BLAME BORON!!!

That guy used to play a game where he'd play as a certain guy and LIKE TOTALLY, fire emblem IKE WON!

STORIES THROUGH PICTURES!

Hello. I am Allan and I'd like to tell you a story.

And that's how ike died

OH GOD NO

This will tell a story through PICTURES.

What the hell, Luigi?

Allan cosplays as Germania.

Dear Lithuanis, HOW WOULD LITHUANIA REACT TO YOU

Latvis... WHY

Next time, watch Allan cosplay as Spain.

Random picture of Nikolai. By the way, he's NOT related to Allan Fates.

The Braginski EXTENSIONS

The Braginski Family.
There are five children.
The father ran away, while the mother got in a car accident.

MOTHER'S SIDE.
Mother - Elizabetta Braginski
Kerrie Suomi - Older Sister
Mitsy Fates - Younger Sister
Xavier Fates - Brother in Law
Wendell Suomi - Cousin
Ellis Suomi - Brother in Law
Allan Fates - Cousin

FATHER'S SIDE.
Father - Arthur Braginski Sr.
Lemmy Braginski - Older Brother
Emiliana Braginskaya - Older Sister
Jackey Braginskaya - Brother in Law
Ukraine - Cousin
Mertha Braginski - Sister In Law
Lithuanis Braginski - Cousin
Estonis Braginski - Cousin
Latvis Braginski - Cousin

Mitsy Fates: It must have been really hard to give birth to this guy.

Allan cosplaying as Ancient Rome.

I'll throw your COSPLAY KIT AWAY!!!

I'm Lithuanis.

Estonis here.

Latvis.

Arthur Braginski: Wait a second, DOES THAT MEAN I'M ARTHUR JR?

The Braginski family meets... (day 2)

Last time, when Luigi visited the Braginski Household, Alfred used a Pit Amiibo to turn Luigi into one. Ivan Braginski got restored to his true form, but NOT Luigi.
Lawrence Braginski: Roderick, what do you think about us?
Roderick: YOU TURNED MY FUCKING SIBLING INTO A STATUE!!! That's SO uncool!
Ivan Braginski: Luigi turned into a statue because he saw your face.
Flashback*...

Alfred Braginski: Why are you so creepy, Luigi?

Luigi holds up his MIDDLE FINGER.

Luigi: I AM NOT THAT CREEPY, ALFRED. NOW APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING THAT OR I'LL SLAY YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I'M DEAD SERIOUS.

Alfred Braginski: I'm sorry... OR AM I?

Alfred Braginski throws a Pit Amiibo at Luigi, turning him into an amiibo.

Alfred Braginski: It's said that this Amiibo was once the great Pit of Liechtenstein.

*Not what they really said. Luigi didn't hold up a middle finger. If you want to see the actual dialogue, go here. It sounded like Nikolai possessed him.

Lawrence Braginski: It's the great Pit of Liechtenstein? OH MY GOODNESS MUST TAKE IT BACK TO MR. STUPID!

At his place...

Liechtenstein: That's a Pit Amiibo. However, that wasn't the real Pit. The real Pit is over here. It's said he looked like this.

Lawrence Braginski: How about this video?

Liechtenstein: I should do that to Turkey one day.

Now with Lucas.

Lucas: Roderick is gone... Luigi NEVER comes back... Wait a second, a video!

It was an amiibo being destroyed. It wasn't the same Sonic Amiibo that turned Ivan into one.

Roderick: Alfred Braginski, you're SO ugly. You are Edward, except MUCH MORE CREEPY. You're disgusting, you smell like lard, and if you were that Sonic Amiibo someone destroyed, I would CELEBRATE. YOu turned my GODDAMN BROTHER into one of these. DIE, BITCH. DIE.

Alfred Braginski: Too bad, I use the power of the Pikachu Amiibo!

Roderick Amiibo? Seriously?

Stay tuned: Nikolai visits.

The Braginski Family meets... (day 1)

Today, a visitor has come to the Braginski household. Lawrence Braginski got the door, but it was NOT who they expected.
Lawrence Braginski: OH MY GOD!! It's DEFINITELY not Leon! Tell me Luigi, where's Peachy?
Luigi: Peachy is playing for the day.
Meanwhile, at the Victor household...

Lucas: Yes! Luigi is gone! That means I get to invite all my friends over!

Kirby, Leon, Norway, Greenland, and Iced Land ALL came.

Greenland: Iceland said that she was playing Super Smash Bros today. That's why I brought my best friend, Iced Land. He's really awesome.

Lucas: Well, he went away to terrify the Braginski household.

Back with Luigi.
Ivan Braginski: Sorry; we only have games about Browser Koopa beating up Internet Explorer and Opera.

Luigi: I use Google Chrome.

Ivan Braginski: I don't use adblock.

Luigi: I don't either... so that I can view the games.

Ivan Braginski: How about you go to Alfred Braginski instead?

Now with Alfred.

Alfred Braginski: Hey. Luigi and Peachy are going to a store. Suddenly, Kirby steals all of your money, Luigi. What do you do?

Luigi: Challenge Kirby to a Super Smash Bros game so I can win!

Alfred Braginski: Why are you so creepy?

Luigi: I AM NOT!!!

Alfred Braginski throws a Pit Amiibo at Luigi, turning him into an amiibo.

At the end of the day...

Ivan Braginski: Wow. It's an amiibo Luigi! I want an amiibo Ivan next!

Lucas throws a Sonic Amiibo at Ivan, also turning him into an amiibo.

Lucas: Great! Now I just need Amiibo Lawrence, Shawn, Alfred, Arthur, Roderick, Edward, and Nikolai... and preferably Kirby.

Next up - Roderick visits the Braginski household.