saving a person

Oh no! Elizaveta has been kidnapped by the aether god!
Now what do we do?
Pick a character:
1. Japan
2. Roderich Edelstein
3. Italy
4. Your Choice

Lithium picks 4.

Which character do you pick?

I pick Gilbert Beilschmidt.

Elizaveta has been kidnapped by the forces of KolKolKol. Now Gilbert Beilschmidt has to save her or else she might get raped.
And by might, I mean WILL.
Never mind, I pick Hungary... because I could. I want to see him see that girl get raped.
[Dude, you cannot change to an annoying boy once you choose it. Gilbert Beilschmidt is already annoying but adding in Canada won't help.]
I said Hungary.
Gilbert Beilschmidt faces a troop of Christmas Decorations.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Let's go!
Way of getting rid of the Christmas Decorations:

1. Get a picture of a hungry woman.

2. Show Star Fire X Robin pictures... and no, it's the OTHER Robin.

3. SPAM A BLOG!!!!

4. WALUIGI LAUNCHER!!!

Gilbert Beilschmidt: Why not all?

The christmas decorations melt.

Next up, Ludwig Beilschmidt comes up.

1. Use Ukraine

2. Make him drunk

3. Spam his blog full of Ashley pictures

4.

Gilbert Beilschmidt summons Ukraine, gets a bunch of beer, goes into his blog and spams it full of Ashley pictures, and then gives it 

And then, here's the holder of Elizaveta.

JEEZUS: YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ME! FUCK YOU.

Jeezus shoots a Polish Dude at Gilbert Beilschmidt.

ELIZAVETA IS SAVED!

Gilbert Beilschmidt and Elizaveta Hedervary married and made babies.