Lawrence Braginski: Roderick, what do you think about us?
Roderick: YOU TURNED MY FUCKING SIBLING INTO A STATUE!!! That's SO uncool!
Ivan Braginski: Luigi turned into a statue because he saw your face.
Flashback*...
Alfred Braginski: Why are you so creepy, Luigi?
Luigi holds up his MIDDLE FINGER.
Luigi: I AM NOT THAT CREEPY, ALFRED. NOW APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING THAT OR I'LL SLAY YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
Alfred Braginski: I'm sorry... OR AM I?
Alfred Braginski throws a Pit Amiibo at Luigi, turning him into an amiibo.
Alfred Braginski: It's said that this Amiibo was once the great Pit of Liechtenstein.
*Not what they really said. Luigi didn't hold up a middle finger. If you want to see the actual dialogue, go here. It sounded like Nikolai possessed him.
Lawrence Braginski: It's the great Pit of Liechtenstein? OH MY GOODNESS MUST TAKE IT BACK TO MR. STUPID!
At his place...
Liechtenstein: That's a Pit Amiibo. However, that wasn't the real Pit. The real Pit is over here. It's said he looked like this.
Lawrence Braginski: How about this video?
Liechtenstein: I should do that to Turkey one day.
Now with Lucas.
Lucas: Roderick is gone... Luigi NEVER comes back... Wait a second, a video!
It was an amiibo being destroyed. It wasn't the same Sonic Amiibo that turned Ivan into one.
Roderick: Alfred Braginski, you're SO ugly. You are Edward, except MUCH MORE CREEPY. You're disgusting, you smell like lard, and if you were that Sonic Amiibo someone destroyed, I would CELEBRATE. YOu turned my GODDAMN BROTHER into one of these. DIE, BITCH. DIE.
Alfred Braginski: Too bad, I use the power of the Pikachu Amiibo!
Roderick Amiibo? Seriously?
Stay tuned: Nikolai visits.
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