LOLEggGroups

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Anyways, this is for breeding.
Nidoking / Nidoqueen are in the Water 1 / Monster Egg Group. OK...
Nidorina is ONLY in the Field Egg Group... WHY!? HOW!? WHAT!?
Thank god Nidorina can actually breed, there are some Pokemon that CAN'T BREED. Be greateful.

hey

Today, I, Lucario, discovered Wartortle evolves into Wartortle Plus.
The only noticeable difference is that his cheeks (or tears) turn a little more blue and his ears turn blue.
How to evolve it, you ask?
Well, you ask, spend at least 100000 coins at squirtle city and then you'll get the magic wand. Wish for Wartortle to evolve into Wartortle Plus and then Wartortle will evolve.
OK this isn't an evolution, it's just Wartortle with blue ears. Like lapras, farfetch'd tauros and kangaskhan Wartortle has no evolution.



However, Kangaskhan can mega evolve.
and if you obtain the wartortlite then you can mega evolve wartortle into Mega Wartortle.

pokemon go buddy system

TIME FOR MAJOR LOLs
Blastoise the Pokemon Trainer had his buddy, a wartortle corpse Machop The Star.
Blastoise walked 10 km... and guess what?
Blastoise had 5 more Wartortle candies.
Blastoise: You're a wartortle?
wartortle has no evolution. you can only make wartortle more powerful. think of lapras and farfetch'd and kangaskhan...

Blastoise THROWS Machop The Star out and then made his new buddy... Nidoking?

BLASTOISE: Wartortle! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Blastoise took out his backpack. It was stuffed full of Pokeballs, Wartortle, Nidoking, Nidoqueen and Nidorina. He threw all the Wartortle, Nidoking and Nidoqueen out a window.

Blastoise: I wanna be a Squirtle again...

Meanwhile at Wartortle Islands, a random wartortle was exploring when suddenly he saw a dead Nidoking, Nidoqueen, and a bunch of dead Wartortle.

wartortle: help us please.

hey remember them

Remember Shawn Braginski?

Well he's comparable to Nidorina.

That's Ivan Braginski. Could be compared to Nidorino, but Nidoking did something bad to nidorino so no.

BTW Ivan Braginski is my favorite character Lithium made. Lithium was turned into a machop...

Comparable to Nidoqueen. Nidoqueen is super mysterious. BTW this is Lawrence Braginski.

And Nidoking would be Arthur Braginski. Happy?

BTW Nidoking would make a good Ivan Braginski but Nidoking isn't that cute...

sadness and despair

BEWARE: major character deaths are included in this. if you don't like don't read.

One day, there was a MACHAMP named slowking the lord.

One day, he saw two squirtles playing with each other. However, it would be their last days...

MACHAMP: HEY. WANNA BE KILLED?
SQUIRTLE GROUP: NO!!!
Machamp throws them both into the grinder and then squirtle candy comes out!

MACHAMP: HEY NIDOKING WANT TO BE MORE POWERFUL? HAVE SOME SQUIRTLE CANDY

nidoking gets his mouth stuffed with 2 squirtle candies.

Nidoking: FEED THAT TO NIDOQUEEN INSTEAD!

MACHAMP: THEY'RE YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS' SOULS.

nidoking spits out the candies

Meanwhile, Nidorina was just relaxing when...

Nidoqueen: Hey, brother! Machamp just killed nidorino and lily and made them into candies! nidoking got his mouth stuffed with them!

NIDORINA: NIDORINO!!! NO!!!

And so, they may rest in peace... in nidoking.