Saturday, September 3, 2016

pokemon go buddy system

TIME FOR MAJOR LOLs
Blastoise the Pokemon Trainer had his buddy, a wartortle corpse Machop The Star.
Blastoise walked 10 km... and guess what?
Blastoise had 5 more Wartortle candies.
Blastoise: You're a wartortle?
wartortle has no evolution. you can only make wartortle more powerful. think of lapras and farfetch'd and kangaskhan...
Blastoise THROWS Machop The Star out and then made his new buddy... Nidoking?
BLASTOISE: Wartortle! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Blastoise took out his backpack. It was stuffed full of Pokeballs, Wartortle, Nidoking, Nidoqueen and Nidorina. He threw all the Wartortle, Nidoking and Nidoqueen out a window.
Blastoise: I wanna be a Squirtle again...
Meanwhile at Wartortle Islands, a random wartortle was exploring when suddenly he saw a dead Nidoking, Nidoqueen, and a bunch of dead Wartortle.
wartortle: help us please.

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