sadness and despair

BEWARE: major character deaths are included in this. if you don't like don't read.

One day, there was a MACHAMP named slowking the lord.

One day, he saw two squirtles playing with each other. However, it would be their last days...

MACHAMP: HEY. WANNA BE KILLED?
SQUIRTLE GROUP: NO!!!
Machamp throws them both into the grinder and then squirtle candy comes out!

MACHAMP: HEY NIDOKING WANT TO BE MORE POWERFUL? HAVE SOME SQUIRTLE CANDY

nidoking gets his mouth stuffed with 2 squirtle candies.

Nidoking: FEED THAT TO NIDOQUEEN INSTEAD!

MACHAMP: THEY'RE YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS' SOULS.

nidoking spits out the candies

Meanwhile, Nidorina was just relaxing when...

Nidoqueen: Hey, brother! Machamp just killed nidorino and lily and made them into candies! nidoking got his mouth stuffed with them!

NIDORINA: NIDORINO!!! NO!!!

And so, they may rest in peace... in nidoking.