my little machamp

do you know how ugly machamp is?

Yeah, it's so ugly that machop wants to put on his shell again and became a squirtle.
By the way, did you know machamp is related to machop?
Yeah!
In fact, whenever your Blastoise takes steroids...
Actually it goes like this.
A Blastoise walks by when suddenly it rains bulbasaur. The bulbasaur rain knocks out Blastoise.
Then, carefully...
Then, get a Primeape.

How about a Nidorino?
No! How about you use a Happiny?

How about you use Blissey?

Chansey?

No wait, use Electabuzz or Magmar. Either one is fine.

Maybe Pinsir? Scyther?

MAGIKARP IS THE BEST OPTION!!!

Gyarados presents - the dance of the magikarp

Whatever they are (they can even be another Blastoise) and then beat him up, give him steroids until it looks like this.

Also, what gender is Midori again? He/she is a blue thing+

Oops, that was Shian. We don't know what its gender is also.

MAGMARGHOSTS!

Created By: MagmarLover999
One day, Electabuzz was grieving his friend, magmar's death. He lost his life to an angry Blastoise.

However, his annoying little brother, Elekid came.
ELEKID: ELECTABUZZ!!! Oh my god a Magikarp is splashing around killing your magmar friends!
A crazy cubone was killing every magmar in sight.

Electabuzz used thunder on the crazy cubone. The cubone got electrified. However, when Elekid came back...

Elekid: OH MY GOD Scyther can be a girl!!!!!!! Pinsir too!!! And Slowking! Wow! I want to make love to that female Slowking!

ELECTABUZZ: ELEKIIIID!!!

Electivire sees Electabuzz and Elekid arguing.

ELECTiVIRE: Hey look! Our good friends Cubone, Geodude, and Nidorina are here! They want to use bone club on Electabuzz! I heard that marowak f jones and marowak kirkland were here too!!!!

ELEKIDANDELECTABUZZ: WHO THE HELL IS MAROWAK F JONES???

Cubone, Geodude, Cubone, Geodude, Cubone, Geodude, and Cubone come into electabuzz's house.

electabuzzdies.

END

electric and fiery adventures!

One day, there was an Electabuzz and Magmar. They always fought together no matter what bad things would happen.

One day, Electabuzz was writing a "Clefable Dies" story when he hears Magmar screaming.
Turns out, Nidoqueen the Wartortle was using water moves on Magmar. Magmar has a weakness against water types.
Magmar: HELP ME ELECTABUZZ NIDOKING IS KILLING ME!!!
Electabuzz: MAGMAAAR! That's Nidoqueen for goodness' sake, and second of all, HERE'S A SOLUTION!
Electabuzz uses thunder.

LOL DEAD NIDOQUEEN

Nidoking: FOR THE 99TH TIME ALREADY!?

The next day, Magmar was looking at a fire when suddenly...

ELECTABUZZ WAS SCREAMING!

Magmar: ELECTABUZZ!!!

A sad marowak Cubone was throwing a bunch of rocks at Electabuzz.

Electabuzz: HELP ME, MAGIKARP IS KILLING ME!!!

It was seen that Cubone was beating up Electabuzz in front of a group of others.

Gyarados: Magikarp? Seriously?

Wartortle: Should've said Elekid...

Clefairy: AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T SAY NIDORAN!

Nidorina: Is that a sexy marowak?

Cubone ate electabuzz.

MAGMAR: ELECTABUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

marowak

Cubone now throws rocks at itself! What happened?

Magmar: I miss Electabuzz... Electabuzz...

Suddenly, Psyduck, Golduck, Poliwag, Shellder and nidorina all kill Magmar with water.

and so that's how magmar and electabuzz's unite...

What would they be?

The 5 Nidos explain who they'd be if they were Pokemon other than themselves!
Oldest to youngest.
Starting off with you, Nidoking.

Nidoking: I would be  because then I can be anyone I want to be. Including myself.

Nidoqueen: I would be because it looks very cool. I'm cool, too!

Nidorino: I'd just stay myself. But if I must,.
Lilly: Sylveon.

And you, Nidorina?

nidorina...

nidorina!?

NIDORINA!!!

Nidorina was crying because of THIS