Story of a Mother and Father - Pt. 1

One day, in a hospital, there was a Squirtle giving birth. Her name was Tawagoto Sutekina. Her Wartortle husband, Muchi Hinikuna, was really excited. They had two children already, Nidoqueen and Nidoking. They were both standing by their side. Nidoking was 6 years old and Nidoqueen was 3.
Tawagoto pushed and pushed and pushed, until what came out was...
A Squirtle!?
Muchi: WHAT!? We were expecting a Wartortle, not Squirtle!
Wait, but it wasn't over... Tawagoto was having a second baby!
Muchi: Let's hope it's not a Squirtle...
She pushed and pushed, and... much to Muchi's dismay, it was another Squirtle.

Muchi: OH MY FUCKING GOD! I wanted MORE Wartortles! Not Squirtles!

The doctor, who was a Slowking, asked what their names were going to be.

Tawagoto: (chuckles) What gender are they?

The doctor said that the older one was a boy and the younger one was a girl.

Tawagoto: Let's name the boy Nidorino. What should I name the girl? Oh... let's name her Lily.

When they got their birth certificates, it read "Lilly Sutekina" and "Nidorino Hinikuna."

(All the guys have "Hinikuna" as their last name while Lilly has "Sutekina" as her last name.)

Muchi: Why did they have to be Squirtles? I wanted them to be Wartortles!!!! They're so fucking ugly!

Tawagoto: Don't say that to them!

Of course, Nidoking was taking notes on it. Tawagoto and Muchi were arguing about why the babies were Squirtles, not Wartortles.

3 years later...

Muchi: Where is my wife? She's gone more than usual nowadays... I think she's cheating on me because I'm beating up these fucking idiots!

Meanwhile, Tawagoto was dating an Eevee named Minikui Henkei. They were eating out when suddenly...

Tawagoto: Want to do... it?

Minikui: Yes! Yes! I'd love to do it!

They made good love. But, they discover that...

Muchi: YOU'RE PREGNANT?!

Muchi fainted.

9 months later...

Tawagoto was giving birth to a kid! However, it felt different this time. She gave birth to a little male Vaporeon!

Minikui: Oh my goodness, it's a Vaporeon! Wow, I have never been so amazed! What should we name him?

Tawagoto: I think we should name him Nidorina!

Minikui: Nice name!

And so, Nidorina Henkei, just known as Nidorina, was born into this world. However, Muchi was spying on them...

Muchi: My bastard of a wife CHEATED on me! And gave birth to a fucking VAPOREON. On his 5th birthday, I'll kill him with a hammer!!!

In 1999...

Nidoking was now 9. He was on the computer, taking notes. It was sometime in 1999. He suddenly read an article on the Internet saying the world will end in 2000.

Nidoking: Haha... really, guys? Do you think the world will end because of a new thousand years?

Nidoqueen: Let's hope not, because... oh boy, so many people would be panicking when-

Muchi: THE WORLD IS ENDING? I think it's because of Nidorina!!! THE RESULT OF MY SO-CALLED WIFE AND HER BOYFRIEND!!!

Nidoqueen: STOP abusing your children just because they're Squirtles! And please

Muchi: THEY'RE DISAPPOINTMENTS! I hate them with all my life! I'd rather die than see them for 1 more day!

Now, in December 31, 1999...

Muchi: WHAT!? The world is ending!? Nidorina isn't dead yet? Well, time to say goodbye to this world...

Muchi went upstairs to the upstairs bathroom. Muchi got a noose, and then tied it around his neck. He was standing on a chair. The noose was hanging from the ceiling...

Muchi jumped off the chair. He was strangling himself! Soon, he was turning blue... in a matter of minutes, he was dead...

Now, in January 1st, 2000, Nidoking and his family were having a Happy New Year. However, there was something missing... Muchi.

Nidoqueen: Where is Muchi? I mean, Tawagoto is partying with her boyfriend... is he being a sore loser again?

Nidoqueen was 9 years old. He needed to use the restroom, but the one downstairs was occupied. He had to use the one upstairs. But what greeted him... scared him.

It was the hanging body of his father.

Nidoqueen screamed. However, he saw a note. It read...

"Dear Tawagoto,

I can't believe you cheated on me. Just because Nidorino and Lilly were pieces of shit, doesn't mean that you cheat on me! I killed myself because I couldn't handle you anymore. Now you have an ugly Vaporeon child and even uglier Squirtles. I had to hang myself. Bye bye, world.

From, Muchi Hinikuna."

Nidoqueen picked up the note, and then ran downstairs. He was crying.

Tawagoto: What's wrong, Nidoqueen???

Nidoqueen: DADDY HANGED HIMSELF!!!

Nidoking: What? Daddy hung himself?

The whole family read the note. Lilly and Nidorino weren't sad at all. Nidoking and Nidoqueen were really sad. Nidorina was 3 years old, so he didn't understand.

Nidoqueen dialed the police. He was super sad. The police came, and then it became a news story. They donated money to the Hinikuna / Sutekina / Henkei family for their loss.

Eventually, Tawagoto and Minikui married! Everyone liked their new father.

To be continued...