Sunday, August 14, 2016

pinsa's mouth is a vagina


P.I.N.S.I.R.
Nidorina: what the hell that stands for?
Nidorino: Wait a second, pinsir's mouth...
Lilly: What is pinsir's mouth?
Nidoking: Do you really want to know?
Nidorina: What does Pinsir stand for?
pussy idiot necrophilia sucking in rabies
Nidorina: OH MY GOD I WANT TO UNSEE THIS!!!
Nidoqueen: What has been seen can't be unseen...
Nidorina, please. Pinsir's mouth isn't a vagina.
I'll tell you why this blog is all about Nidorina now...
Our previous site owner, Lithium passed away... it was a tragic event... I'm Lucario from poke man... I can't change the site's URL... and I can't name it Lucario the poke man blog...



I'll tell you about the characters.

They are based off my Pokemon GO characters.

Most of them were named after Lithium's old characters. Japan is a Flareon. Liechtenstein is also a Flareon.


Here's the main characters.
Nidorina
Nidorina is a careful Vaporeon. He is the strongest of the family, despite being the youngest. His moves are Water Gun and Hydro Pump.


Nidorino is a happy Squirtle. He is twins with Lilly. He's the older twin brother. His moves are Tackle and Aqua Tail.


Lilly is a cheerful and happy Squirtle. She is twins with Nidorino, and the only girl in the family. She is the weakest, even though she's older than Nidorina...


Nidoking is a serious Wartortle. He is the oldest of the family. He was born a Wartortle, meaning he never started off as a Squirtle. Third strongest.


Nidoqueen is a careful and serious Wartortle. He is the second oldest of the family. Also born a Wartortle. Second strongest.


Midori isn't part of the family, but she's their cousin. Midori wants to evolve, but there aren't enough for her...

NidorinaNidorinoLillyNidokingNidoqueen

And no, Nidoking and Nidoqueen aren't twins. And there's no blastoise in the family thank god!!!

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