Wednesday, August 17, 2016

remember the alolan exeggutor video?

It was Nidorina Henkei's favorite video that was stolen by a Poliwhirl. He quit, making it Lilly alone.

Don't stop me, 'cause I'm having a good time.
A REALLY GOOD TIME!
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
(A nidoqueen gets hit by the exeggutor)
Like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity
(The exeggutor was now in space)
I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva!
(exeggutor was shooting to space)
I'm going to go, go, go, there's no stopping me!
(exeggutor's head explodes when it hit the moon made out of cubone)
(Kangaskhan puts on sunglasses)

Nidoqueen: Is that why you are sad, Nidorina?
Nidoking: Let me try to recreate that...
Nidoking makes his neck expand, hitting a flying nidoqueen, going to space, and then it hits another cubone moon. His head explodes. This time, a Charmander put on sunglasses.
This is Nidoking. Nidoqueen is a bit taller!!!
Nidoking: See? Are you happy, Nidorina?
Nidoqueen: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Nidorina: Good, but you're not an exeggutor. Also, there was a mistake in your last sentence.
"WHAT!? A Poliwrath took your EXEGGUTOR video? I gave it to you when you were sad... THOSE POLIWRATHS! I MUST GET MY WRATH ON THEM!"
Nidorino: They were Poliwhirls.
Nidorina forces Nidorino Hinikuna to copy what Nidoking just did. When Nidorino Hinikuna's head hit the cubone moon, a Slowpoke put on sunglasses. Nidorino was so angry he killed Slowpoke.
Well, who else could it be? Lilly is on an adventure! Nidorino isn't!!!
Slowking: NOT COOL!!!
Hey look it's a Doduo!
No wait... Nidorina sounds more like neck expanding material than Nidoqueen... because Nidoqueen is mainly just a tall Wartortle.
Nidorina!
Don't stop me, 'cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!
And then Nidorina Henkei's head explodes when it hits the Cubone moon.
the end

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