JIGGLYPUF GETS INTO A CAR ACCIDENT

Cast

Nidoking as Jigglypuff's dad

Jigglypuff as itself

Slowbro as himself

One day, Jigglypuff's dad was driving to his friend's place when they get into a CAR ACCIDENT!!! (didn't you read the title????)

Jigglypuff's dad was all right, but Jigglypuff wasn't...

They go to Doctor Slowbro.

Slowbro: Sorry, but your daughter-

Nidoking: IT!!!

Slowbro: Your Jigglypuff looks super deformed now.

Jigglypuff: Daddy, am I still beautiful?

Nidoking: Of course! Even you look like Kirby from Kirby you're still cute!

The end of the play

Slowking: OMG! Did they do that to a real Jigglypuff or just switch him out for Kirby???

Nidoqueen: Lucario, I want to know!

Me: OK. The Jigglypuff is Kirby.

Nidoqueen: And tell me, is Slowking a girl?

Slowking: Half of the times!

Nidoqueen: Am I a girl?

Slowking: Let me read "pinsir's mouth is a vagina."

Nidoqueen is a careful and serious Wartortle. He is the second oldest of the family...

Slowking: Oh, so you have fixed gender eh?

Wait, does that mean that Chansey is always going to be a girl?

Slowpoke: LOOK AT OUR GENDER RATIOS! Kirby has no gender ratio because he's not a Pokemon, but he's a Kirby himself! Fox McCloud has no gender ratio because he's not a Pokemon either! And don't even get me started on Yoshi!!!

Slowking: Calm down, Slowpoke!!!

Slowpoke: I am NOT a Slowpoke!

Slowbro: SLOWPOKES

Slowking: SLOWPOKES

Slowbro: NO YOU ARE!

Slowking: let's stop arguing...

Slowking: SLOW POKES!

Slowpoke: SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'LL DO IT!
Slowpoke kills Slowking and Slowbro at the same time.
Slowpoke - SLEW king!!!!

Nidoking: What did you think of my performance?
Jigglypuff gets into a real car accident and then looks exactly like Slowking because Nidoking sucked at acting. Seriously, a dead Slowbro acts much better.

Slowpoke: Get out of here Slowking!!!

JIGGLYPUFF: THAT'S NOT WHO I AM!!!

Slowpoke explodes.

Nidorina: Slowking! Explain your crime here!

Jigglypuff: The truth is, Slowpoke killed Slowking and Slowbro. I got into a real car accident and I got deformed into a Slowking.

The end. Remind me to never put Nidoking in an act EVER AGAIN.

by the way Nidorino didn't appear in this episode because he was in charge of making Slowpoke, Slowking and Slowbro freaks. Lilly was just chilling at home. Nidoqueen was part of the audience. Nidoking was acting, but he will never again.

: GET ALL THESE PORN PICTURES OFF THE NET!!!
: Just because they're naked Squirtles-
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Slowking: Is that just a Slowpoke or is it Slowpoke (SLEW king)?

I don't know but that is definitely a female Slowpoke and all those are naked Squirtles.

Next up, we're going to go into detail how the Naked Squirtles come into being.