Saturday, November 28, 2015

Copyright Infringement

Wang Yao was drawing something...
Wang Yao: This looks good! Now, I'll show it to America Kirkland.
Wang Yao goes to America Kirkland's house.
Wang Yao: Look! It's a hello kitty doll I got from China Arlovskaya!
America: Wait... it has no mouth. Let me...
America draws a mouth on the doll. It was pixelated out because it would infringe the copyrights of American companies.
Wang Yao: My beautiful hello kitty doll! NOW IT HAS AN AMERICA SMILE!
A random Prussia, Hetalia, Gilbert Beilschmidt, and England Veneziano sees Wang Yao hit America with the doll.
America: Wang Yao, you can't hurt me with that cotton doll; I'm America!

Gay Pride Floats!

Alfred Braginski: Dear diary, that darn Estonia slacked off from his training AGAIN.
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Estonia: Ugh… I wonder why Alfredo is being so mean today.
Estonia finds a kitty.
Estonia: Ah…? Oh, kitty kitty kitty! I found her here so that must mean she's the Braginski cat! Ivan Braginski could learn about niceness and purring and tongue baths from you!
Estonia was now holding the kitty.
Estonia: Who wants a super kitty spin this way? How about one more back the other way-
[Alfred Braginski steps on Estonia]
ouch that gotta hurt.
GAY PRIDE. The kitty is Latvia Carriedo. The boot is stepping on Hetalia which means one thing - THE BOOT BELONGS TO AMERICA KIRKLAND!?
Alfred Braginski: We need to get that cat back to the lab.
Estonia: No! I love her!!!

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Embarrassing Outfits!

Latvia and Estonia appear. Both are wearing equally strange outfits (Latvia in a skimpy cat costume and Estonia in a nurse costume). Estonia wonders aloud why he has to wear such an embarrassing outfit, to which Latvia replies that it's April Fools' Day. Estonia asks Latvia what he has to do to "get this over with". Latvia responds by taking out a fan request asking to see everyone as children. The job Estonia has, Latvia says, is to turn all the nations to children using his magic. Grinning evilly, Estonia instead waves his wand and just turns Latvia into a child, while Hetalia looks on in the distance.

Pinning him to the ground, Estonia demands that Latvia give his embarrassing picture back. Greece then appears, wearing another skimpy costume, and confused as to why Latvia is so small and Estonia is wearing such odd clothing. Greece explains that on that morning, he received his costume along with a letter that said that he had to wear the costume to the plaza, or else the sender would release an embarrassing photo of him publicly. He continues, saying that Spain had received a similar letter but hadn't been bothered by it.

While Estonia and Greece are talking underneath a tree, Latvia slips away quietly. Above them, a voice says that they had received a letter too. Wang Yao sits in the tree above, asking who's behind this elaborate joke and how they had gotten an embarrassing photo. Jumping out of the tree, Norway also appears from a manhole in the ground, relieved that everyone is in the same situation as him. He explains that he hid in the hole because he was embarrassed at the outfit he had to wear.

China excitedly shows off his embarrassing photo to Prussia, to his dismay. Russia seems confused at his picture, as Hungary sneaks a peek at it over his shoulder. Ivan Braginski laughs at his picture, remarking that it is embarrassing indeed, while Germany looks on ominously. America fights with Holland both accusing each other of being behind the prank, as Egypt looks on. Japan laughs at the picture of Switzerland while Switzerland begs him to stop it. Vietnam simply says that it's an interesting picture, while a maid costume hangs on her wall. Prussia looks over the kenya x swaziland costume that he's been sent in embarrassment, while Iceland secretly laughs.

Let's go! - Episode 1

THIS SERIES SUCKED SO LET'S NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!
The only thing we're shipping from now on is lietpol...
The main character is Greece.
Episode 1 (segment 1) - China X Greece
China: Seriously? Greece?
Greece: Is this a random pairing challenge?
China: Greece? I think you know who would be perfect for you? Vietnam Romano.
Prussia sticks his head in the pair's business.
Prussia: Romano "loving" Vargas?
China whacks Prussia with a frying pan.
China: I meant Vietnam, not Romano! That's a completely different person. Vietnam is a GIRL. Romano is a guy.
Greece: I bet that...
Episode 1 (segment 2) - Spain X Greece
Greece: I'm not your girlfriend.
Spain: And we're BROTHERS, not girlfriend and boyfriend!
Episode 1 (segment 3) - Greece X Romano
Romano: I bet Prussia did this...
Prussia: Aw! Romano "LOVING" Vargas is LOVING Greece Fernandez today!
Romano: ...
Greece: Yes, Prussia did this. Somehow Romano ended up in my house.
Episode 1 (segment 4) - Greece X Turkey
And guess what? Turkey punches Greece 42718942179847219842179421 times before Greece exploded like the atomic bombs dropped on Japan (not Japan Lukasiewicz). Turkey leaves the house and then goes back to his own.
Episode 1 (segment 5) - Greece X Japan
Japan: OK, Greece. I don't know why I'm here but-
Greece hits Japan with a frying pan.
Greece: SEE!? I told you this was terrible! Why are RANDOM people showing up at my house?
Episode 1 (segment 6) - Norway X Greece
Norway: I have a feeling Prussia did this.
Greece: I don't want to be Greece Lovino or you to be Norway Fernandez. That sounds strange.
Prussia: How about you become Greece Lukasiewicz?
Greece hits Prussia Lukasiewicz with a Hello Kitty doll.
Episode 1 (segment 7) - Greece X Hetalia
Greece: What is grease even?
Hetalia: grease-
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: I CALL THE CALL OF 10000000000000000 LUKASIEWICZ CLONES!
Greece: ...
Hetalia: ...
Greece: Look. Lukasiewicz clones are not that funny.
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: WHO CARES? You're in love with Hetalia Marukaite, and you can't stop it.
Hetalia: Greece? I think I might...
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: IN ONE MOMENT, I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! fuck you, america! And fuck you too, Hetalia.
Hetalia explodes, while Greece runs.
Episode 1 (segment 8) - Greece X Italy
Italy: Greece, meet my friends Ivan Braginski, Spain, Prussia, Denmark, Hetalia, Wang Yao, China, Feliciano Vargas, Shawn Braginski, Alfred Braginski, Alfred F Jones, Alfred Kirkland, Russia, Romano, Seychelles, Sealand, Lichtenstein, Belgium...
Greece: HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU INVITE TO MY HOUSE? Don't tell me you invited Japan...
Italy: I did.
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Ivan Braginski: What are you even doing?
Japan: That's not me.
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: GET OUT WANNABE!
China: How about me?
Greece: (sigh)

Arthur Kirkland X Alfredo

Ivan Braginski: I DON'T LIKE ALFREDO SAUCE!
Alfred Kirkland: There's a sauce named after me?

Shawn Braginski: No. It's "Alfredo sauce" not "Alfred Kirkland sauce!"
Gilbert Beilschmidt: You know how yucky that would be?
Lawrence Braginski: It would taste exactly like Alfred Kirkland.
Alfred Kirkland: That's good right?
Ivan Braginski: THAT WOULD EVEN BE MORE DISGUSTING!
Suddenly, Greece Fernandez comes in.
Greece: I am the lost doitsu.
Shawn Braginski: First of all, you're Greece, second of all, I can see you, and third of all...
Japan: Um... let's just go.
Arthur Kirkland: Can I have all the Alfred Kirkland sauce?
Ivan Braginski: (blushes) Arthur Kirkland... I guess...
Japan: How about let's annoy the wonder people call China Arlovskaya.
Lawrence Braginski: China isn't even here!
Arthur Kirkland runs away with the Alfred Kirkland sauce.
Greece: You may never know what Arthur Kirkland is gonna do with that Alfredo sauce...
Hetalia: Probably cover it in grease.
Greece: You can cover Alfredo sauce in Greece?
Hetalia: No. I said "grease," not your name.
Greece: Hetalia...
Hetalia: grease-
Japan: China. I gotta tell something... Greece is your boyfriend. Greece X China. Greece X China. Greece X China!
China: I told you for the millionth time, I do not have any love interest!
Japan: (gasp) You love Lovino Vargas?
Hetalia: Japan Lukasiewicz, China and Greece aren't to be annoyed!
Greece: Japan loves to be annoying.
China tries to run from the crowd of Gilbert Beilschmidt, Ludwig Beilschmidt, Alfred F Jones, Ivan Braginski, Shawn Braginski, Feliciano Vargas, and Lawrence Braginski. Everyone else just watches.
Arthur Kirkland made out with the alfredo sauce.

Friday, November 20, 2015

APH - Author's Kirkland sucks! (the rap)

By: England Veneziano
This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit! This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit!
Hetalia: ...author England Veneziano decided to make a rap about how terrible arthur is?
China: I can't believe England made THIS!
Ivan Braginski: HEY! Don't tell me you're insulting...
China held up a picture of the Kirkland family. Arthur Kirkland had bear ears drawn on him, Alistair Kirkland has extra hair drawn on him and a bow, and Alfred Kirkland had rabbit ears drawn on him.

APH - AUTHOR'S KIRKLAND SUCKS!

"Um, this shows stinks. The reason why is because PUGA, an ARTHUR fan, wants it up here. In fact, he has made everyone Arthur fans, and HELLO, this show is for babies and toddlers, and babies and toddlers shouldn't even watch this because it's so boring and bad. Please don't like this crap, people!" (boob the builder)
"It is not the best show as a matter of fact, it should be lower, it was good until the flash animation age, and since that, the characters' personalities and show's plot changed for the bad, it's not good anymore, Why would anyone still like it? Sesame Street will ALWAYS be the best as a matter of fact." (doratheexplorer)
"Arthur sucks! The theme song sucks! The animation sucks! The characters sucks! And OH MY GOSH THE FANS SUCK! GET IT AT THE BOTTOM I-M-M-E-D-I-A-T-E-L-Y!" (BOBBYTHEBUILDER)
"Ew, stupid Arthur fans got this crap to first place. Fools, one day another show will get this crap put of first and never appear again. THIS SHOW IS TOO BORING TO BE ONE! HAHAAHAHAAHA!" (dorytheexplorer)
"This is retarded show its just a bear named arthur and and his sister is a little spoiled bitch and his best friend is a rabbit" (bearsareawesome)
Alfred Braginski: Maybe it's time to stop looking at negative arthur reviews.
Hetalia: NO!!! Hey!
Very cute girl: ARTHUR SUCKS! ARTHUR SUCKS!
(credits roll)

More adventures!

Alfred Braginski: Hey, Francis Bonnefoy! You’re going to be late for morning training!
Francis Bonnefoy was sleeping.
Alfred Braginski: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape.
Francis Bonnefoy: Ah!! Fine, I'm up, I'm up!
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Alfred Braginski: Francis Bonnefoy! You are late again today!
Francis Bonnefoy wasn't sleeping so soundly.
Alfred Braginski: Hmmm… well, you do feel a little warm…
Francis Bonnefoy: Achoo!
(Opening)
Arthur Kirkland: Wang Yao… do you wanna watch a video with me? It's really short…!
Wang Yao: It's not another scary movie, is it…?
Arthur Kirkland holds up a cover that reads "scary."
Arthur Kirkland: So scary! There’s no way I’m watching it alone!
Wang Yao: Ah…
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Arthur Kirkland: Thanks a bunch… with you and Mr. Pillow, it's only half as scary…!
Wang Yao: You don't have to watch it at all, you know… (It is rare to see Arthur Kirkland reduced to such insecurity… this movie must be true terror…
Movie Narrator: Good evening. Welcome, my little lambs, through the forbidden door into Hell! I'll be your demonic guide for this evening! The horrors you are about to witness will burn your brain until damnation day! I hope you enjoy your stay! Well then, why don't I give you your first taste of the darkness that awaits you. Do you see that rather handsome cowboy in the picture here? Your minds can't grasp the horror staring you in the face! This picture captured a portal to the other side. Do you see it? It's hard to have your picture taken when you've… been dead for a hundred years!
Wang Yao: So dumb… aha…
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: AHH! Real life ghosts in a picture; that's freaking brutal! Make it stop!!! Please tell me he's just making it up; there's no way that's a real ghost! I'm just gonna have to pretend that didn’t happen!! Rock a bye baby on the tree top!! When the wind blows, the cradle will rock!!
Arthur Kirkland: I’m scared!! Turn it off!! Hold me!! Ghosts are scary; that was a bad idea!! Bad VCR, bad! I’m gonna pee my pants! This is so scary!!
Wang Yao: Now, Arthur Kirkland… try to calm down and look at this next scene; it's not so bad…
Arthur Kirkland: There's two ghosts in that one, so it’s twice as scary!! Ah!!
Wang Yao: Take the time to examine it closer!  Stare deep into those pools of blue nothing.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm scared…!
Wang Yao: You will soon realize… there is nothing to be afraid of.
Arthur Kirkland: What is wrong with you?
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Arthur Kirkland: Oh… thank God… it's over! I almost wet my pants!
Wang Yao: That's gross. (Why did you watch it?)
Arthur Kirkland: Boy, that was scary… but I'm tough, and watched it all the way through!
Wang Yao: Why did you watch it?! You didn’t have to watch it…! Who am I talking to?
Arthur Kirkland: Guess what, Wang Yao! I need help with this chick, Bloody Mary!
Wang Yao: No way!
Arthur Kirkland: Come on!
Wang Yao: Mr. Kirkland! You cannot go through life scared by stuff you see on television! Now I'm giving you these horror video games so you can get used to scary stuff!
Arthur Kirkland: I can't be scared, because games are about death and winning, and I'm Canadian! Right on! Wanna play?
Hetalia, Wang Yao, and a random Feliciano Vargas dash away.
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Wang Yao: Arthur Kirkland…? Are you ok? How did you do with the video games? I hope you weren't attacked by any of the real spirits that can come from them…
Arthur Kirkland: (creepy!) Hello...Wang Yao!
Wang Yao screams.
Arthur Kirkland: Ahahahahaha! Dude, I totally got you! You afraid of a little boo-berry makeup?
Wang Yao: Ah!! Tell me that monster didn't really get you…!
Arthur Kirkland: No way; those games were totally fun! And! That monster was cute!
Wang Yao: What do you mean, “cute…”
Arthur Kirkland: Oh, man… that's funny!
Wang Yao sighs, uneasily.
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Wang Yao runs Lovino Vargas over with a car repeatedly because he was so stressed out.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Terrible cooking

"ARTHUR KIRKLAND IS COOKING TODAY!"
Alistair Kirkland: NO!
Alfred Kirkland: Lies. Arthur Kirkland cooked himself.
Arthur Kirkland was in the boiling pot.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm OK!
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Arthur Kirkland: OK, Finland X (Japan-Iridium)! Enjoy my cooking!

Finland X eats the food...
FINLAND X: Arthur Kirkland! FUCK YOU! I'M ON STEROIDS WHOA DID AMERICA JUST FLY BY WHOA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Hetalia: You're not helping!
The Mochimerica (Mochi America) in the food Arthur Kirkland cooked was actually Ivan Braginski turned into a mochi.
Ivan Braginski: ...this is the reason why people hate me so much?
Finland X throws Arthur Kirkland into the toilet and flushes him down the toilet.
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Arthur Kirkland pops out of the toilet, and then lands in some quicksand.
Arthur Kirkland: WHAT IS THIS!? Help, help! I'm SINKING!!!
Lovino Vargas was STILL trapped in the quicksand.
Lovino Vargas: Arthur Kirkland? Did Prussia flush you down a toilet... too?
THE END

stupidness

One day, Prussia was near a toilet.
Prussia: Mess with this toilet and you're done.
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Feliciano Vargas: Italy Carriedo, why do you share the last name as Antonio Fernandez Carriedo? I'm sure he doesn't like that...
Italy: What a coincidence.
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Romano: UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Prussia I REALLY need to use that toilet!
Prussia: No, you can't, Romano "loving" Vargas ;)

Prussia throws Romano into the toilet.
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Lovino Vargas: Prussia, where did Romano go?
Prussia: Why ;)
Lovino Vargas: I haven't seen him for a week.
Prussia: Romano got flushed down a toilet ;)
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Now, in the Braginski house...
Romano: EW! I can't believe I've been in the sewage system for a WEEK! Well, at least I'm out of there now...
Suddenly, Ivan Braginski comes in.
Ivan Braginski: Romano!? Since when did YOU come here?
Romano: Well, do you know Prussia Lukasiewicz?
Ivan Braginski: Did he do what he did to me?
Romano: Yes. Where did you end up?
Ivan Braginski: The place where Alfred Kirkland lives. It SUCKED.
Romano: ...where's Lawrence?
Ivan Braginski: ...
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Hetalia: Where is Arthur Kirkland?
Prussia: Ah, Hetalia. ;)
Hetalia: Prussia, where is Arthur Kirkland?
Prussia: Here.
OF COURSE PRUSSIA HAD TO POINT AT THE TOILET.
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Arthur Kirkland comes out of the toilet Russia owns.
Arthur Kirkland: What is this?
Russia: WHOA! Arthur Kirkland came out of my toilet! Arthur Kirkland, you stink very badly.
Arthur Kirkland: Hetalia is looking for me.
Russia: Take a bath first. Hetalia doesn't like stinky people.
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Feliciano Vargas: PRUSSIA! PRUSSIA! Where's Lovino Vargas?
[PRUSSIA POINTS AT THE TOILET]
Feliciano Vargas: I don't see Lovino Vargas here.
(FLASHBACK!)
Prussia: LOOK! IT'S A PASTA MEATBALL!
Lovino Vargas: REALLY!? Where?

Prussia kicks Lovino Vargas into the toilet, and flushes him down.
(FLASHBACK END!)
Feliciano Vargas: So, where is Lovino Vargas?
Prussia kicks Feliciano Vargas into the toilet, and flushes him down.
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At the house of America Kirkland...
Feliciano Vargas gets sent out of the toilet there. He sees Wang Yao, Ivan Braginski (yes the same one from before), Lawrence Braginski, Alfred F. Jones, Alistair Kirkland, Kiku Honda, Japan Lukasiewicz, Finland X, Sweden Arlovskaya, China Arlovskaya, Finland Laurinaitis, Estonia Laurinaitis, Hetalia Marukaite (also the same one from before), Prussia Lukasiewicz, Gilbert Beilschmidt, fake ludwig beilschmidt, England Veneziano, Italy Carriedo, Lithuania Roderich, and even Poland Veneziano were also sent out of the same toilet. They were ALL lying on the floor.
Feliciano Vargas: Who flushed you down the toilet?
Prussia: I did ;)
Gilbert Beilschmidt: This was SUPER awesome! Now I got to stay away from Ludwig Beilschmidt for a while!
Lawrence Braginski: Oh...
Ivan Braginski: That wasn't fun at all.
Alistair Kirkland: This was terrible.
Alfred F. Jones: THAT WAS TOO AWESOME!
Wang Yao: Why does everyone smell bad?

Finland: It's because... the sewage system...
Estonia: Everyone smells like the toilet now.
Kiku Honda: That's good, right?
Lithuania: It's what makes my life.
Poland: I smell terrible now. Where's the bathtub?
Japan: I don't know.
Hetalia: I still love alfredo sauce!
China: I went through the sewage system and loved it.
Finland X (Japan-Iridium): No. Who loves being smudged in human fecal matter?
Sweden: ...
England: Seriously?
Italy: I will never ever... never ever...
Feliciano Vargas: I even found Italy, but not Lovino Vargas!?
Prussia: Lovino Vargas is trapped in quicksand ;)
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Lovino Vargas was sinking in quicksand.
Lovino Vargas: ANYONE!? Help ME! HELP ME, PLEASE! I did NOT just get flushed down a toilet and then come out in the middle of a DESERT with QUICKSAND in it! HELP!
THE END

Introductions! (final)

We're introducing the FINAL characters!
Ludwig Beilschmidt - Ludwig Beilschmidt is the twin brother of Gilbert Beilschmidt. Ludwig Beilschmidt is an angry Canadian, mostly because of how Gilbert Beilschmidt acts. Ludwig Beilschmidt doesn't like anyone goofing off, either. And of course, if you mix Japan with him...
Gilbert Beilschmidt - Gilbert Beilschmidt is the twin brother of Ludwig Beilschmidt. Gilbert Beilschmidt thinks that he, himself is awesome. He loves rock music, annoying Ludwig Beilschmidt, and most of all, One Direction. Even PRUSSIA gets annoyed of him.

Introductions! (pt. 4)

Now, time for the others.
Kiku Honda - Kiku Honda is super calm. The optimistic Kiku Honda can be found if you put him in front of delicious food. He owns lots of cats, like Greece Fernandez. He is Vietnamese.
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Alfred F. Jones - Alfred F. Jones is like Alfred Kirkland, except he takes it on a COMPLETELY new level! He LOVES American food and can even JUMP for it, breaking his face by the way. The "F" in his name stands for "Florida," since he was born (and lives) there.
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Wang Yao - Wang Yao is Taiwanese. Wang Yao is super optimistic and loves eating anything China Arlovskaya makes. Wang Yao also practices Asian dance moves and does it in public. Everyone hates it.
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Francis Bonnefoy - Francis Bonnefoy loves everything about roses and poems. Francis Bonnefoy was a natural born poet, making him likable. His best friend is France Bonifay, because they're both French and they both love fanciness.
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Antonio Fernandez Carriedo - The person with a very long name. He loves tomatoes, tomatoes, and most of all, Spanish food. Antonio Carriedo also loves watching Spanish football and cartoons, making him... super weird?

Introductions! (pt. 3)

Feliciano Vargas - Feliciano Vargas is the twin brother of Lovino Vargas. Feliciano Vargas is the more optimistic Vargas. He's a big fan of Italian food. He is usually seen in many, many mishaps. Feliciano Vargas also loves flirting with girls... but the girls reject him.
Lovino Vargas - Lovino Vargas is the twin brother of Feliciano Vargas. Lovino Vargas is the more sadistic and therefore is more hated. He likes tomatoes, but not what Feliciano Vargas likes. He LOVES pasta meatballs though.

Introductions! (pt. 2)

Arthur Kirkland - Arthur Kirkland is the middle child of the 3 Kirkland brothers. Arthur Kirkland likes reading books and playing the cello in his free time. People are terrified of his cooking. He has the most common sense out of his three brothers.
Alfred Kirkland - Alfred Kirkland is the oldest of all 3 Kirkland brothers. He likes playing sports. He doesn't have any common sense. He loves cooking American food everywhere, terrifying his brothers.
Alistair Kirkland - Alistair Kirkland is the youngest of all 3 Kirkland brothers. He is the most optimistic, usually getting himself in trouble. He loves eating American food with Alfred Kirkland.

Introductions! (pt. 1)

Part 1.
Ivan Braginski - Ivan Braginski is the youngest of all five Braginski brothers. Ivan Braginski loves eating all types of foods, as long as it's not spicy. Ivan Braginski loves Christmas.
Lawrence Braginski - Lawrence Braginski is the middle child of all five Braginski brothers. He likes using magic and reading news articles online. Lawrence Braginski also loves spotting secret things in ordinary objects, like how the Norway Flag includes many others.
Shawn Braginski - Shawn Braginski is the second youngest of all five Braginski brothers. He loves winter and doesn't like summer. He also likes pop music, like almost all the whole world. Whenever he's home alone, he cooks pasta.
Alfred Braginski - Alfred Braginski is the oldest of all five Braginski brothers. He is super rough. His favorite color is blue. His favorite thing is picking with his brothers, specifically Lawrence Braginski. The only brother he doesn't mess with is Duncan.
Duncan Braginski - Duncan Braginski is the 2nd oldest of all five Braginski brothers. He says that he can represent the whole country of DENMARK. His favorite brother is Alfred Braginski. He always wants to find girls...

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Hello, I'm Lithium

I saw that Hydrogen made a personal blog. COOL! I get to make one too!
WELCOME TO MY BLOG!

YEAH!