Arthur Kirkland X Alfredo

Ivan Braginski: I DON'T LIKE ALFREDO SAUCE!
Alfred Kirkland: There's a sauce named after me?
Shawn Braginski: No. It's "Alfredo sauce" not "Alfred Kirkland sauce!"
Gilbert Beilschmidt: You know how yucky that would be?
Lawrence Braginski: It would taste exactly like Alfred Kirkland.
Alfred Kirkland: That's good right?
Ivan Braginski: THAT WOULD EVEN BE MORE DISGUSTING!
Suddenly, Greece Fernandez comes in.
Greece: I am the lost doitsu.
Shawn Braginski: First of all, you're Greece, second of all, I can see you, and third of all...
Japan: Um... let's just go.
Arthur Kirkland: Can I have all the Alfred Kirkland sauce?
Ivan Braginski: (blushes) Arthur Kirkland... I guess...
Japan: How about let's annoy the wonder people call China Arlovskaya.
Lawrence Braginski: China isn't even here!
Arthur Kirkland runs away with the Alfred Kirkland sauce.
Greece: You may never know what Arthur Kirkland is gonna do with that Alfredo sauce...
Hetalia: Probably cover it in grease.
Greece: You can cover Alfredo sauce in Greece?
Hetalia: No. I said "grease," not your name.
Greece: Hetalia...
Hetalia: grease-
Japan: China. I gotta tell something... Greece is your boyfriend. Greece X China. Greece X China. Greece X China!
China: I told you for the millionth time, I do not have any love interest!
Japan: (gasp) You love Lovino Vargas?
Hetalia: Japan Lukasiewicz, China and Greece aren't to be annoyed!
Greece: Japan loves to be annoying.
China tries to run from the crowd of Gilbert Beilschmidt, Ludwig Beilschmidt, Alfred F Jones, Ivan Braginski, Shawn Braginski, Feliciano Vargas, and Lawrence Braginski. Everyone else just watches.
Arthur Kirkland made out with the alfredo sauce.