More adventures!

Alfred Braginski: Hey, Francis Bonnefoy! You’re going to be late for morning training!
Francis Bonnefoy was sleeping.
Alfred Braginski: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape.
Francis Bonnefoy: Ah!! Fine, I'm up, I'm up!
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Alfred Braginski: Francis Bonnefoy! You are late again today!
Francis Bonnefoy wasn't sleeping so soundly.
Alfred Braginski: Hmmm… well, you do feel a little warm…
Francis Bonnefoy: Achoo!
(Opening)
Arthur Kirkland: Wang Yao… do you wanna watch a video with me? It's really short…!
Wang Yao: It's not another scary movie, is it…?
Arthur Kirkland holds up a cover that reads "scary."
Arthur Kirkland: So scary! There’s no way I’m watching it alone!
Wang Yao: Ah…
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Arthur Kirkland: Thanks a bunch… with you and Mr. Pillow, it's only half as scary…!
Wang Yao: You don't have to watch it at all, you know… (It is rare to see Arthur Kirkland reduced to such insecurity… this movie must be true terror…
Movie Narrator: Good evening. Welcome, my little lambs, through the forbidden door into Hell! I'll be your demonic guide for this evening! The horrors you are about to witness will burn your brain until damnation day! I hope you enjoy your stay! Well then, why don't I give you your first taste of the darkness that awaits you. Do you see that rather handsome cowboy in the picture here? Your minds can't grasp the horror staring you in the face! This picture captured a portal to the other side. Do you see it? It's hard to have your picture taken when you've… been dead for a hundred years!
Wang Yao: So dumb… aha…
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: AHH! Real life ghosts in a picture; that's freaking brutal! Make it stop!!! Please tell me he's just making it up; there's no way that's a real ghost! I'm just gonna have to pretend that didn’t happen!! Rock a bye baby on the tree top!! When the wind blows, the cradle will rock!!
Arthur Kirkland: I’m scared!! Turn it off!! Hold me!! Ghosts are scary; that was a bad idea!! Bad VCR, bad! I’m gonna pee my pants! This is so scary!!
Wang Yao: Now, Arthur Kirkland… try to calm down and look at this next scene; it's not so bad…
Arthur Kirkland: There's two ghosts in that one, so it’s twice as scary!! Ah!!
Wang Yao: Take the time to examine it closer!  Stare deep into those pools of blue nothing.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm scared…!
Wang Yao: You will soon realize… there is nothing to be afraid of.
Arthur Kirkland: What is wrong with you?
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Arthur Kirkland: Oh… thank God… it's over! I almost wet my pants!
Wang Yao: That's gross. (Why did you watch it?)
Arthur Kirkland: Boy, that was scary… but I'm tough, and watched it all the way through!
Wang Yao: Why did you watch it?! You didn’t have to watch it…! Who am I talking to?
Arthur Kirkland: Guess what, Wang Yao! I need help with this chick, Bloody Mary!
Wang Yao: No way!
Arthur Kirkland: Come on!
Wang Yao: Mr. Kirkland! You cannot go through life scared by stuff you see on television! Now I'm giving you these horror video games so you can get used to scary stuff!
Arthur Kirkland: I can't be scared, because games are about death and winning, and I'm Canadian! Right on! Wanna play?
Hetalia, Wang Yao, and a random Feliciano Vargas dash away.
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Wang Yao: Arthur Kirkland…? Are you ok? How did you do with the video games? I hope you weren't attacked by any of the real spirits that can come from them…
Arthur Kirkland: (creepy!) Hello...Wang Yao!
Wang Yao screams.
Arthur Kirkland: Ahahahahaha! Dude, I totally got you! You afraid of a little boo-berry makeup?
Wang Yao: Ah!! Tell me that monster didn't really get you…!
Arthur Kirkland: No way; those games were totally fun! And! That monster was cute!
Wang Yao: What do you mean, “cute…”
Arthur Kirkland: Oh, man… that's funny!
Wang Yao sighs, uneasily.
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Wang Yao runs Lovino Vargas over with a car repeatedly because he was so stressed out.