stupidness

One day, Prussia was near a toilet.
Prussia: Mess with this toilet and you're done.
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Feliciano Vargas: Italy Carriedo, why do you share the last name as Antonio Fernandez Carriedo? I'm sure he doesn't like that...
Italy: What a coincidence.
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Romano: UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Prussia I REALLY need to use that toilet!
Prussia: No, you can't, Romano "loving" Vargas ;)
Prussia throws Romano into the toilet.
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Lovino Vargas: Prussia, where did Romano go?
Prussia: Why ;)
Lovino Vargas: I haven't seen him for a week.
Prussia: Romano got flushed down a toilet ;)
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Now, in the Braginski house...
Romano: EW! I can't believe I've been in the sewage system for a WEEK! Well, at least I'm out of there now...
Suddenly, Ivan Braginski comes in.
Ivan Braginski: Romano!? Since when did YOU come here?
Romano: Well, do you know Prussia Lukasiewicz?
Ivan Braginski: Did he do what he did to me?
Romano: Yes. Where did you end up?
Ivan Braginski: The place where Alfred Kirkland lives. It SUCKED.
Romano: ...where's Lawrence?
Ivan Braginski: ...
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Hetalia: Where is Arthur Kirkland?
Prussia: Ah, Hetalia. ;)
Hetalia: Prussia, where is Arthur Kirkland?
Prussia: Here.
OF COURSE PRUSSIA HAD TO POINT AT THE TOILET.
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Arthur Kirkland comes out of the toilet Russia owns.
Arthur Kirkland: What is this?
Russia: WHOA! Arthur Kirkland came out of my toilet! Arthur Kirkland, you stink very badly.
Arthur Kirkland: Hetalia is looking for me.
Russia: Take a bath first. Hetalia doesn't like stinky people.
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Feliciano Vargas: PRUSSIA! PRUSSIA! Where's Lovino Vargas?
[PRUSSIA POINTS AT THE TOILET]
Feliciano Vargas: I don't see Lovino Vargas here.
(FLASHBACK!)
Prussia: LOOK! IT'S A PASTA MEATBALL!
Lovino Vargas: REALLY!? Where?

Prussia kicks Lovino Vargas into the toilet, and flushes him down.
(FLASHBACK END!)
Feliciano Vargas: So, where is Lovino Vargas?
Prussia kicks Feliciano Vargas into the toilet, and flushes him down.
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At the house of America Kirkland...
Feliciano Vargas gets sent out of the toilet there. He sees Wang Yao, Ivan Braginski (yes the same one from before), Lawrence Braginski, Alfred F. Jones, Alistair Kirkland, Kiku Honda, Japan Lukasiewicz, Finland X, Sweden Arlovskaya, China Arlovskaya, Finland Laurinaitis, Estonia Laurinaitis, Hetalia Marukaite (also the same one from before), Prussia Lukasiewicz, Gilbert Beilschmidt, fake ludwig beilschmidt, England Veneziano, Italy Carriedo, Lithuania Roderich, and even Poland Veneziano were also sent out of the same toilet. They were ALL lying on the floor.
Feliciano Vargas: Who flushed you down the toilet?
Prussia: I did ;)
Gilbert Beilschmidt: This was SUPER awesome! Now I got to stay away from Ludwig Beilschmidt for a while!
Lawrence Braginski: Oh...
Ivan Braginski: That wasn't fun at all.
Alistair Kirkland: This was terrible.
Alfred F. Jones: THAT WAS TOO AWESOME!
Wang Yao: Why does everyone smell bad?
Finland: It's because... the sewage system...
Estonia: Everyone smells like the toilet now.
Kiku Honda: That's good, right?
Lithuania: It's what makes my life.
Poland: I smell terrible now. Where's the bathtub?
Japan: I don't know.
Hetalia: I still love alfredo sauce!
China: I went through the sewage system and loved it.
Finland X (Japan-Iridium): No. Who loves being smudged in human fecal matter?
Sweden: ...
England: Seriously?
Italy: I will never ever... never ever...
Feliciano Vargas: I even found Italy, but not Lovino Vargas!?
Prussia: Lovino Vargas is trapped in quicksand ;)
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Lovino Vargas was sinking in quicksand.
Lovino Vargas: ANYONE!? Help ME! HELP ME, PLEASE! I did NOT just get flushed down a toilet and then come out in the middle of a DESERT with QUICKSAND in it! HELP!
THE END