Thursday, November 19, 2015

Terrible cooking

"ARTHUR KIRKLAND IS COOKING TODAY!"
Alistair Kirkland: NO!
Alfred Kirkland: Lies. Arthur Kirkland cooked himself.
Arthur Kirkland was in the boiling pot.
Arthur Kirkland: I'm OK!
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Arthur Kirkland: OK, Finland X (Japan-Iridium)! Enjoy my cooking!

Finland X eats the food...
FINLAND X: Arthur Kirkland! FUCK YOU! I'M ON STEROIDS WHOA DID AMERICA JUST FLY BY WHOA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Hetalia: You're not helping!
The Mochimerica (Mochi America) in the food Arthur Kirkland cooked was actually Ivan Braginski turned into a mochi.
Ivan Braginski: ...this is the reason why people hate me so much?
Finland X throws Arthur Kirkland into the toilet and flushes him down the toilet.
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Arthur Kirkland pops out of the toilet, and then lands in some quicksand.
Arthur Kirkland: WHAT IS THIS!? Help, help! I'm SINKING!!!
Lovino Vargas was STILL trapped in the quicksand.
Lovino Vargas: Arthur Kirkland? Did Prussia flush you down a toilet... too?
THE END

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