The only thing we're shipping from now on is lietpol...
The main character is Greece.
Episode 1 (segment 1) - China X Greece
China: Seriously? Greece?
Greece: Is this a random pairing challenge?
China: Greece? I think you know who would be perfect for you? Vietnam Romano.
Prussia sticks his head in the pair's business.
Prussia: Romano "loving" Vargas?
China whacks Prussia with a frying pan.
China: I meant Vietnam, not Romano! That's a completely different person. Vietnam is a GIRL. Romano is a guy.
Greece: I bet that...
Episode 1 (segment 2) - Spain X Greece
Greece: I'm not your girlfriend.
Spain: And we're BROTHERS, not girlfriend and boyfriend!
Episode 1 (segment 3) - Greece X Romano
Romano: I bet Prussia did this...
Prussia: Aw! Romano "LOVING" Vargas is LOVING Greece Fernandez today!
Romano: ...
Greece: Yes, Prussia did this. Somehow Romano ended up in my house.
Episode 1 (segment 4) - Greece X Turkey
And guess what? Turkey punches Greece 42718942179847219842179421 times before Greece exploded like the atomic bombs dropped on Japan (not Japan Lukasiewicz). Turkey leaves the house and then goes back to his own.
Episode 1 (segment 5) - Greece X Japan
Japan: OK, Greece. I don't know why I'm here but-
Greece hits Japan with a frying pan.
Greece: SEE!? I told you this was terrible! Why are RANDOM people showing up at my house?
Episode 1 (segment 6) - Norway X Greece
Norway: I have a feeling Prussia did this.
Greece: I don't want to be Greece Lovino or you to be Norway Fernandez. That sounds strange.
Prussia: How about you become Greece Lukasiewicz?
Greece hits Prussia Lukasiewicz with a Hello Kitty doll.
Episode 1 (segment 7) - Greece X Hetalia
Greece: What is grease even?
Hetalia: grease-
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: I CALL THE CALL OF 10000000000000000 LUKASIEWICZ CLONES!
Greece: ...
Hetalia: ...
Greece: Look. Lukasiewicz clones are not that funny.
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: WHO CARES? You're in love with Hetalia Marukaite, and you can't stop it.
Hetalia: Greece? I think I might...
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: IN ONE MOMENT, I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! fuck you, america! And fuck you too, Hetalia.
Hetalia explodes, while Greece runs.
Episode 1 (segment 8) - Greece X Italy
Italy: Greece, meet my friends Ivan Braginski, Spain, Prussia, Denmark, Hetalia, Wang Yao, China, Feliciano Vargas, Shawn Braginski, Alfred Braginski, Alfred F Jones, Alfred Kirkland, Russia, Romano, Seychelles, Sealand, Lichtenstein, Belgium...
Greece: HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU INVITE TO MY HOUSE? Don't tell me you invited Japan...
Italy: I did.
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Ivan Braginski: What are you even doing?
Japan: That's not me.
JAPAN LUKASIEWICZ: GET OUT WANNABE!
China: How about me?
Greece: (sigh)
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