FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA WORLD STARS - Episode 1

We will have daily episodes!
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Italy: Today, we're going to watch Episode 1 of Craptalia - The "Beautiful" World?
In the screen..
Hetalia: Hahahaha! I have a pizza!
Liechtenstein: Hahahaha! I have a cooked turkey!
Turkey: WHAT!?
Iceland: Liechtenstein just cooked a turkey.
Turkey sends Hetalia, Liechtenstein, and Iceland into oblivion.
Sweden: If I don't get to do that... I'LL KILL YOU
Sweden holds a knife and then runs to Turkey. Then, it pauses.
To be continued...
Italy: WHAT!? I wanted to see Sweden stab Turkey big time!
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(Funimation) CRAPTALIA - World Stars
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Austria: I'm gonna play a piano.
Alfred F. Jones: WHICH KIND OF PIANO!?
Austria: This piano belongs to a certain person...
Meanwhile...
Kugelmugel: SOMEONE STOLE MY PIANO!
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Italy: Ooh, episode 2 of Craptalia - The Beautiful World!
In the screen...
Sweden: BECOME A TURKEY!
Turkey: I AM TURKEY!
Sweden: A COOKED TURKEY!
Hong Kong: Now... I'll tell you about a boring documentary about Holy Roman Empire, South Korea, and Macau... and their lives!
Hong Kong explodes.
Holy Roman Empire: Random Finland, ACTIVATE!
Finland smashes Turkey.
Finland: Where's Denmark?
Liechtenstein: Did Turkey die?
Sweden: Yes.
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Meanwhile, Sealand has rented a movie.
Sealand: Seborga WHY-30! I wonder what this has inside!
China: I bet it's awesome.
New Zealand and China put the movie in.
New Zealand: WHAT IS THIS!?
China: Wow, that's beautiful!
Seborga: THIS ISN'T ME!!!
Hetalia: It's amazing...
Seborga: See land!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?
Sealand: It means...
Norway: ...
Denmark: ...
Finland: I FOUND DENMARK!
Seborga punches Finland.
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Hungary: OK. Who wants to watch "Kenya X Swaziland?"
Russia: I do!
In the movie...
Kenya: Oh, Swaziland... you're so hot...
Swaziland: You're hot, Kenya...
Russia hides in the couch while Hungary records it all.
Russia: Beautiful.
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Hey hey papa, get me my knife.
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
I can't forget the feeling of the lust I had before!
Draw a circle, it's the earth!
Draw a circle, it's the earth.
Draw a circle, it's the earth,
My name is Hetalia.
Ah, with just a stroke of paint, a wonderful world can be seen!
Although I look evil, I'm pretty nice!
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Sweden: I look like Finland. Finland looks evil but he's really nice! On the other hand, I look nice but I'm really...
Ivan Braginski was driving in a car.
Ivan Braginski: Sweden, this is a fun car!
Ivan Braginski gets launched into the sky.
Ivan Braginski: YES!!!