FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA WORLD STARS - Episode 5

FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA - WORLD STARS
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"In my right hand is a waffle!
In my left is chocolate!
Another fun day, it's a cooking parade!
To a glamorous world, welcome!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the Earth.
If it is delicious, I'm in perfect shape!
A bird on a black and white flag!
Tulips will also highlight!
I am someone!
Hey, France! Our parade has begun, Hurry up and finish the cleaning!"
France: WHO ARE YOU?
Um, France, who do you think I am?
France: A girl?
FUCK NO! Well, you see, I WAS a boy...
France: Are you Belgium?
NO! Belgium doesn't speak like THAT!
France: Who are you?
HELP ME! I'VE BEEN NYOTALIA'D!
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Norway: Who is this again?
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!?
Hungary: Well, you look familiar...
WHO AM I THEN?
Wy: Hungary, who is this?
FUCK YOU!!!
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Romano: Hello. I don't know who you are... but can you take care of this chibi version of me?
How about you give him back to Iceland?
Romano: Great idea!
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So, Ivan Braginski... where's Lawrence Braginski today-
Sweden: DO YOU THINK I'M THAT PERSON!?
Oh my god, Sweden; where's Ivan Braginski?
Sweden: Probably melting in germany.
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FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK! Hetalia! WHO DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
Hetalia: You look like you got Nyotalia'd.
Shut up, Hetalia... who am I?
Hetalia: You are...
I'm waiting...
Hetalia: Prussia!?
Russia: That's not me.
Yeah. It's Prussia, not Russia.
Estonia: Well, how did you get turned into a girl anyways?
Well you see... I walked into a building called the Nyo!factory, and then... when I came out, I was a girl!
Yeah, I'm also a girl! I have glasses, I have long pigtails, and a dress... what has become of me?
Hetalia: England!?
Latvia: Calm down...
How am I supposed to calm down, Italy guy!?
Estonia: Don't worry... that's not Latvia. That's just a fake Latvia.
WHERE'S THE REAL ONE!?
Hetalia: I don't know...
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Hey hey papa, GIVE ME A WAFFLE!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
The chocolate that I ate before, I can't forget the TASTE OF IT!
Draw a circle, there's earth!
Draw a circle, there's earth!
Draw a circle, there's earth!
I am Alexis!
Ah, with just a stroke of paint, a wonderful world can be seen!
CAN SOMEONE CHANGE ME BACK INTO MY REAL GENDER!? I am Prussia!
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Latvia: Soaking salted salmon in water with a bit of salt in it will desalt it and make it taste good.
Latvia puts the salmon in salted water...
TO BE CONTINUED