FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA WORLD STARS - Episode 4

Narrator: Hello. I gotta tell you a story about two people... One day, they were reading "Ugly people" by "Cubes Missile Crisis."
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Denmark: WHOA! They ship the two UGLIEST people from APH!? Amazing...
Poland: That is so weird. Turkey looks so ugly, and Cuba makes us want to throw up.
Denmark: Well...
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FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA - WORLD STARS
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France: OK. No people have to ruin my good looks today! I have to look pretty!
France killed Spain.
Spain wakes up.
Spain: THANK GOD! France doesn't look that wonderful!
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Japan: Hello, Norway. I'm gonna introduce you to-
Prussia: TENTACLED RAPE!!!!
Norway: WHAT!?
Japan makes some tentacle doujinshi and shows it to Norway.
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Sweden: I have always lived a gloomy life...
Finland: And I've always lived a happy life!
Sweden: I look so cute, while you look like an evil version of me.
Finland: Okay, sweet Estonia.
Sweden turns around and then...
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Iceland: Hello. I'm the one and only Iceland, also known as the one who turned chibiromano into the slave of Romano.
Japan: That chibi showed Norway some awesome tentacle doujinshi and then made the tentacles rape Norway?
Denmark: That lucky Romano "LOVING" Vargas beat up Chibiromano yesterday in front of my eyes.
Lovino Vargas: Pretty interesting. Why would Romano do such a thing?
Denmark: Because they're stupid.
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Lithuania: Why are you so slow?
Germany: Because. I don't like you.
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Hey hey papa, give me some weapons!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
I can't forget the taste of the Danish cookies I had before!
Draw a circle, there's earth! Draw a circle, there's earth! Draw a circle, there's earth!
I am Denmark!
Ah, with just a stroke of paint, a wonderful world can be seen!
I'm usually doing unusual stuff!
DENMARK!!!
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Italy: What are you doing, Natalia Arlovskaya!? I'm not Hetalia!!!
NATALIA ARLOVSKAYA: Italy... MARRY ME!!!
Hetalia: Really?
TO BE CONTINUED