FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA WORLD STARS - Episode 2

The scene opens up with Chibitalia lying on a bed. Finland picks him up.

Finland: Wow, the baby version of Italy is so adorable!

Chibitalia: Hey, I know you! I know you! You're Finland! Do I get to be strong and powerful when I grow up?

Finland was shocked.

Finland: Yeah, of course you do; strong and powerful!

Chibitalia: YAY!

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Finland was now crying.

Finland: I lied to a child... the child version of Italy!

Kugelmugel: Well, it's not like you could tell him the truth...

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FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA - WORLD STARS

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Switzerland: Let's play baseball!
Switzerland pitches the baseball to Germany. Germany WHACKS the baseball and then...
HOME RUN!!!
Switzerland: WHAT!?
Germany: I thought I wasn't very good at baseball... I'M AMAZING! I learned all of that from-
Switzerland punches Germany in the gut.
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Switzerland throws the baseball at Liechtenstein.
And...
Liechtenstein missed.
Turkey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Liechtenstein: TURKEY, HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY FAILURE!
Liechtenstein beats Turkey up with a baseball bat.
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Japan: Let's see...
Japan has the same Seborga-WHY 30 movie.
Sealand: Seborga-WHY 30! Let's watch it again!
Japan: Why is it even called Seborga-WHY 30?
Sealand: Seborga WHY 30...
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Seborga-WHY 30 is called that because 30 in Romano Numerals means XXX. Which is also slang for porn. If it was Seborga WHY 10, it would by Seborga Why X... and so on. The world of Romano Numerals are amazing!
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Spain: America, let's pie France in the face!
America: Let's pie WHO!?
Spain: France
[PRUSSIA'S PISSED OFF]
Prussia: Spain! YOU WOULDN'T EVEN DO A THING TO THAT FANCY GUY! And blah blah blah blah blah...
America: Come on! It's much more fun throwing pies at France rather than talking to Prussia!
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Shawn Braginski: JAPAN, STOP EATING SALTY STUFF!
Japan was eating salty salmon soaked in salty water.
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France: What were you planning to do to me?
Russia: Well, according to Prussia...
America and Spain pies France.
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Spain: How to make a Prussia!
Spain throws pies at Russia.
Spain: Get it? Pie-Russia!
Russia: Good idea! I hated Prussia too!
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Hey hey papa, give me a bat!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
I can't forget the taste of the turkey that I had before!
Draw a circle, it's earth!
Draw a circle, it's earth!
Draw a circle, it's earth!
I am Liechtenstein.
Ah, with just a stroke of paint, a wonderful world can be seen!
Wherever with Turkey or Seychelles I'm always happy, Liechtenstein!
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Romano: Next, soak the salted salmon in water with a bit of salt. Then, add a pinch of salt to taste.
Romano puts the salmon in salty water...
TO BE CONTINUED