FUNIMATION - CRAPTALIA WORLD STARS - Episode 3

Iceland turns his head.
Romano was surprised.
Chibitalia was between Iceland and Romano.
Chibitalia: Please don't hurt big brother! (cries)
Iceland: Romano, this is Chibi Italy's older brother. You want sovereignty over him?
Romano: Are you SERIOUS? Wow, thank you!
Romano was now running.
Romano: I FINALLY HAVE AN UNDERLING, I FINALLY HAVE AN UNDERLING! All this time I thought Iceland was a Romania but he's actually a pretty nice guy! I'M SO HAPPY!!!
Chibiromano was sleeping. Romano wasn't impressed...
Romano: Oh, I get it... he just dumped this kid on me because he's a Norway...
The camera now zooms out on Romano. Then, Chibiromano appears.
"Romano the Boss and Chibiromano!"
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Romano: Listen to me Chibiromano; as of today I am the boss of you which means you have to do whatever I say, OK?
Chibiromano: Uh, if I wanted to follow someone's directions I'd listen to a sexy lady, not you. No thanks, Romano.
Romano: I don't think you're understanding me.
Chibiromano was now eating pizza.
Romano: CHIBIROMANO! Hi, go clean my house immediately.
Chibiromano: Why don't you hire a maid?
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Romano: I don't think I can control this Chibiromano.
France: Well then, give him to me! I'll take him! Come on, give him to me!
Romano: I do not think so.
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Germany: You want to play some baseball today?
Spain: How about a variant? How about you include France, and instead of a ball use a pie instead?
Germany: OK, Spain... (you're weird though...)
Spain plays baseball, only with pies... and all the pies were aimed at France!
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Norway and Hungary were now together.
Hungary: OK, random person! Let's read Prussia's diary!
In the diary...
Dear awesome diary... IT'S THE AWESOME ME!!! Anyways today I saw Greece making boobies in the snow. Also, I saw that Holy Roman Empire made a Turkey X Cuba fanfiction. Also, Spain continued pieing France. Hetalia was turning poland-the-braves into toilets! FUCK!!!
(flashback time!)
Greece: Hey look! I made snow mounds!
Holy Roman Empire: Look at what I just wrote!
Ugly People by cubes missile crisis
Prussia: Is it ANOTHER Turkey X Cuba fanfiction?
Spain: PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
Hetalia: I like watching the english dub of anime better.
All the poland-the-braves turned into toilets. CHIBITALIANS, YEAH!
From, prussia
Norway: That was pretty interesting...
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Hey hey papa, give me a tomato!
Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
The bolognese that I ate before- I can't forget the taste of it, YOU BASTARD!
Draw a circle, there's earth! Draw a circle, there's earth! Draw a circle, there's earth! I am Chibiromano!
Ah, with just a stroke of paint, a wonderful world can be seen; YOU BASTARDS!
It was unfortunate that Romano made me my slave, Chibiromano!
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Lawrence Braginski: OK... I'm seeing a story created by "Cubes Missile Crisis."
TO BE CONTINUED