TurkyRandomness - 2

Turkey: Roy Lichtenstein, his artwork is beautiful.
Seychelles: LICHTENSTEIN?
Turkey: Why the hell would I admire artwork Liechtenstein makes? IF HE'S AWFUL THAT MEANS HIS ARTWORK IS AWFUL TOO.
Seychelles: ...
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Italy: And now, I present to you...
Turkey: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Italy: You know that Turkish hate video about a burning turkey with a Turkish flag on it? Romano "LOVING" Vargas made it.

Turkey: Fuck him!
Spain: Wow, I'd never see Italy against Romano.
Turkey eats Lovino Vargas' data.
Lovino Vargas: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Romano, Turkey, Ukraine, Hong Kong, and Holy Roman Empire were staring at Lovino Vargas.
Romano: "Loving" Vargas? Don't you mean "Lovino Vargas?"
Lovino Vargas: I worship Istanbul!
Romano: "LOVING" Vargas! Istanbul-Loving Vargas, GET OUT OF HERE!
Turkey: I like Lovino Vargas better than you.
Lovino Vargas: Exactly!
Italy: Why does Lovino Vargas worship Istanbul?

Romano: "LOVING" Vargas! This is an AWESOME video!
LOVINO VARGAS: SUCK MY DICK!!!
Feliciano Vargas: Calm down, Lovino!
LOVINO VARGAS: SUCK MY DICK!!!! I WORSHIP THE WORD ON THAT POSTER... AND THE IDIOT IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO TORE IT UP!
Romano: ...loving Vargas?
LOVINO VARGAS: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, FUCK YOU! MIDDLE FINGER FOR THE WIN!
TURKEY: LOVINO VARGAS IS MY LIFE!
Turkey and Lovino Vargas fuse to turn into TurkeyOvino Vargas.
Romano: Hetalia = More sane than you.
TurkeyOvino Vargas: FUCK YOU BITCH!
Romano: ♫loving Vargas in a toilet!♫
Romano flushes TurkeyOvino Vargas down a toilet.
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Turkey: France, how was it?
France: ....
(A time ago)
Prussia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATURKEYISBETTER!
(now...)
Turkey: WHAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATURKEYISWAYBETTER!
France: Hey. Did you see that video Romano made earlier?
Turkey: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLTURKEYMUCHBETTER
France: Seriously.
Turkey: KESESESESE! FUCK YEAH!
France: ...
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Hungary: Turkey... what did you do to France?
EVILTURKEY: KESESESESESESESESESESESESESE!
Hungary: Great.
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Liechtenstein: And then, Hungary smashed Turkey's head with a guitar. There you go.
Prussia: Nice story book!
THE END

Hydrogen's NSFW Blog, made appropriate

From left to right: Ivan, Alfred, Arthur, Lawrence, and Shawn Braginski. Artwork by Ludwig von Koopa.

So we're posting it here; we aren't doing Alfred and Arthur...
Original blog post.
Ivan Braginski: Thanks a bunch, Russia... with you and this pillow, this movie probably won't be as scary.
Russia: You don't have to watch it at all, you know…
Ivan Braginski: I know... but I want to...
Russia: It is rare to see Ivan reduced to such insecurity… this movie must be true terror…
Ivan turns on the TV. The screen was black for a while, until... A SCREAMER POPPED UP! Terror music played after.
Russia: WHOA!
Ivan Braginski: Whoa! Black screens and then random screamers? Stop it!
Russia: Now Ivan, try to calm down and look at this next scene; it's not so bad!
Ivan Braginski: There's a serial killer in this one, so it's TOO scary! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Russia: Take the time to examine it closer! Stare deep into the white mask...
Ivan Braginski: I'm scared!
Russia: You will soon realize… there is nothing to be afraid of.
Ivan Braginski: What is wrong with you?!
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Shawn Braginski: Thanks a bunch, Russia… with you and this pillow, it's not gonna be that scary!
Russia: You don't have to watch it at all, you know…
Shawn Braginski: Say that again and I'll kill you… let's watch it...
Russia: It is rare to see Japan reduced to such insecurity… this movie must be true terror…
Shawn turns on the TV, only to find a black screen.
Shawn Braginski: Seriously? What is going on with-
A SCREAMER POPS UP!
Russia: AAAAAAAH!
Shawn Braginski: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Some terror music plays after. Chainsaws and zombies were seen in the entire screen.
Shawn Braginski: Real life zombies in a picture; that's just brutal! Make it stop! Please tell me this is just made up; there's no way that's a real zombie! I'm just gonna have to pretend that didn't happen!! Let's go back to the igloo!!!
Shawn Braginski: I'm scared! Turn it off! Hold me! Zombies are TERRIFYING; that was a bad idea!! I'm gonna pee in my pants! This is so scary!!
Russia: Now, Shawn Braginski… try to calm down and look at this next scene; it's not so bad!
Shawn Braginski: There's a SERIAL KILLER in this one!
Russia: Take the time to examine it closer!
Shawn Braginski: I'm scared!
Russia: You will soon realize… there is nothing to be afraid of.
Shawn Braginski: What is wrong with you?!
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Lawrence Braginski: Thanks a bunch… with you and my pillow, it's much less scary!
Russia: You don't have to watch it at all, you know…
Lawrence Braginski: Say that again and I'll kill you… let's watch it...
Russia: It is rare to see Lawrence reduced to such insecurity… this movie must be true terror…
Lawrence turns on the TV, to find a black screen.
Lawrence Braginski: ...seriously? Is the WHOLE movie a black-
A SCREAMER POPS UP!
Russia: OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT!
Lawrence Braginski: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
And then, terror music plays. Ghosts, zombies, and chainsaws were seen too.
Lawrence Braginski: AHH! Real life ghosts AND zombies in a picture...at the same time? That's just brutal! Make it stop! Please tell me it's made up; there's no way that's a real zombie! I'm just gonna have to pretend that didn't happen! Rock A Bye baby on the tree top! When the wind blows, the cradle will rock!!
Lawrence Braginski: I'm scared! Turn it off! Hold me! Zombies are scary; that was a bad idea! I'm gonna pee my pants! This is so scary!
Russia: Now, Lawrence… try to calm down and look at this next scene; it's not so bad…!
Lawrence Braginski: There's a SERIAL KILLER in that one! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Russia: Take the time to examine it closer!
Lawrence Braginski: I'm scared!
Russia: You will soon realize… there is nothing to be afraid of.
Lawrence Braginski: What is wrong with you?!

STUPIDNESS

The phone rings. Arthur Braginski was there.
Arthur Braginski: Hmmmmm.
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Ivan Braginski: Arthur, Arthur, a stranger said he would take me to a tasty dinner so I went to go get the pasta, but it turned out he only had hamburgers the whole time!
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Alfred Kirkland: Yo, Arthur Kirkland, I totally just caught Ivan.
Ivan Braginski: Please, but, but, oh.
Arthur Kirkland: Nicely Done. Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him.
Ivan Braginski: No need, I'll tell you everything I know.
Alfred Kirkland: This dude is lame. Maybe we should make him work.
Ivan Braginski accidentally breaks a dish.
Ivan Braginski: My bad, oopsy.
Alfred Kirkland: Okay, so what now?
Arthur Kirkland: I wrote a letter to Arthur. This is what it said "Please prepare him good food, a cute girl and a foot/soccer ball. Also, he will die if he accidentally learns French, so be careful!"
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Ivan Braginski was in "The fuck box," which was a box with the word "fuck" on it.
Ivan Braginski: They said they sent me back because I was too much work!
Arthur Braginski: Welcome back, Ivan.
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The phone rings.
Lawrence Braginski: Arthur, Arthur, there was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it turned out the pretty girl was Alistair Kirkland in disguise!
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Alistair Kirkland: (laughs) Guess who just captured us a little Lawrence?
Alfred Kirkland: What?!
Arthur Kirkland: Alright, I'll just feed him.
Alfred Kirkland: You're not helping.
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Now Lawrence was in the fuck box.
Arthur Braginski: Welcome back...Lawrence.
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The phone rings again.
Ivan Braginski: Arthur, Arthur, I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoelaces. What's even worse, Arthur is here!
Arthur Braginski: Ugh.
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Now, Arthur Kirkland had Arthur Braginski tied up, while Lawrence and Ivan Braginski were here.
Arthur Kirkland: Come see, I've captured Arthur by using Ivan Braginski as a decoy!
Arthur Braginski: I should have known it was a trap.
Alfred Kirkland: Rock out, Arthur!
Alistair Kirkland: Oui! Now you will tell us everything you know, or else.
Arthur Braginski: Before I tell you, there is something I want to say. It goes a little something like this!
A gun was pointed at Lawrence Braginski!
Lawrence Braginski: Ahh! Why are you pointing a gun at me I already told you I would tell you everything I know which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't kill me, please!
Arthur Braginski: Do your worse, compared to my everyday life your kind of torture would be like bites from a mosquito.
Lawrence Braginski: Arthur is kind of a sadist! He owns a lot of movies with funny Hetalia moments in them, including the one about "Turkey X Cuba," forcing ALL of our family to watch it! 
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Ivan Braginski, Shawn Braginski, and Arthur Braginski were now in jail.
Arthur Braginski: I hate you and your face, Lawrence.
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Chibitalia!
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Even though Alfred F. Braginski is small, he's kind of a pig. So the meals he's getting just aren't enough.
Alfred F. Braginski: Pasta, are you hiding here?
Francis Kiku was there.
Francis Kiku: Huh?
Alfred F. Braginski: Hmmm, no way I'm eating this.
Francis Kiku: Hmm.
Alfred F. Braginski: I'm so hungry. Hold on, is that food? Is it there for me?
Alfred F. was now near the food.
Alfred F.: Thank you, who ever you are!
Alfred F. eats the food.
Alfred F.: This sucks.
Francis Kiku: Ah!
Suddenly, Honda Kiku, the father of Francis, comes.
Honda Kiku: What do I do with you? You steal food whenever I turn my back.
Alfred F.: Sorry.
Honda Kiku: You think about what you did, you got it?
Alfred F.: Si.
Honda Kiku throws Alfred F. Braginski somewhere.
Francis Kiku comes, this time with more food. He looks through.
Alfred F.: I'm starving in here!
Francis Kiku saw flames.
Alfred F.: AHHH!
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The phone rings...for one last time.
Shawn Braginski: Hello. It's Shawn.
Ivan Braginski: Shawn, Shawn, Help me. Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
Shawn Braginski: We shall see.

Ah, with just a stroke of paint!

Reposted from "The Elements on the Periodic Table." It's gonna be deleted soon.
"A wonderful world can be seen!"
Lawrence Braginski: Hello. I'm Lawrence Braginski. Today, I'm going a science fair experiment with Shawn Braginski. It's about pasta.
Lawrence Braginski was shown with Shawn Braginski. Lawrence Braginski had a small plate of pasta. An arrow was pointing to it, reading "Ivan Braginski must not touch this."
Shawn Braginski: Now, let's make a science fair experiment. How many plates of pasta can we make before Ivan Braginski eats them all?
Lawrence Braginski: OK. Here's the first one!
Shawn Braginski and Lawrence Braginski start making pasta. Meanwhile...
Ivan Braginski: FINALLY! Pasta!
Ivan Braginski devours the pasta.
Lawrence Braginski: WHAT IN THE WORLD!?
Shawn Braginski kicks Ivan Braginski out. Suddenly, the Kirkland people come in.
Alfred Kirkland: OH MY GOODNESS! I found PASTA!
Arthur Kirkland: LET'S DEVOUR IT!
Alfred Kirkland eats all the pasta.
Arthur Kirkland: Alfredo!?
Alfred Kirkland: What. It didn't read "For Arthur Kirkland!"
Alistair Kirkland: COME LOOK! They're cooking more pasta!
Arthur Kirkland: And Alfred won't touch any!
Alistair Kirkland and Arthur Kirkland both eat the pasta.
Kiku Honda: LOOK! Pasta!
Ivan Braginski: It's sure to annoy my brothers but who cares about Lawrence Braginski? LET'S EAT IT!
Everyone eats the pasta.
Shawn Braginski: Russia Elizaveta, Italy Carriedo, Hetalia Marukaite, England Veneziano... SINCE WHEN DID YOU COME HERE?
Russia: I want more PASTA!
Italy: LIKE, NOW!
ENGLAND: AT DAWN WE RIDE. NE NE PAPA
Lithuania: ...seriously?
Hetalia: Pasta!!!!!! PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prussia: TOMATO!
America: LOOK! I see cheese!
Poland: No! I see Sealand eating dead pizza!
Spain: What are you talking about? I love multi-colored colors!
Romano: Look! I'm Japanese!
Shawn Braginski: ...
JAPAN-IRIDIUM: LOOK! EVERYONE IS FUCKING INSANE BECAUSE THEY ATE FUCKING PASTA! ARE YOU HAPPY!?
Lawrence Braginski: Thank goodness Alfred isn't here!
Alfred Braginski: LOOK! PASTA!
Fort Francis: LET'S INVADE FORT FRANCES!
Alfred Braginski: ...no.
Francis Bonnefoy: I think...
Feliciano Vargas: Italy, stop staring at me!
Lovino Vargas: Italy is staring at Wang Yao.
Wang Yao eats Italy.
Sealand: LOOK! I see Glenn Seaborg!
Ivan Braginski: Again?
Feliciano Vargas: NO.
An explosion occurs.
Feliciano Vargas: ah, Hetalia just ate pasta!
Shawn Braginski: STOP IT EVERYBODY!
Shawn Braginski wakes up.
Shawn Braginski: THANK GOD! This was just a dream.
Feliciano Vargas: Shawn, Shawn! I have bug bites on my leg!
Alfred F. Jones: And I dropped a burger on my area!
Shawn Braginski kicks a random unsuspecting Francis Bonnefoy in the crotch area.

Does Feliciano Vargas love pasta?

This is reposted from "The Elements On The Periodic Table." The blog is now dead.
"NO!"
FELICIANO VARGAS LOVES PASTA - Operation 1
Feliciano Vargas: Hi. I'm Feliciano Vargas.
Italy: And I'm Italy Carriedo.
Romano: HEY! How about me?
Prussia: LOOK! IT'S A PASTA MEATBALL!
Hungary: REALLY!? Where?
Prussia kicks Hungary into the toilet.
FELICIANO VARGAS LOVES PASTA - Operation 2
Kiku Honda: I don't sell pasta.
Italy: BUT- BUT-
Italy gets kicked once again.
Sealand: Here you go. It's pasta.
PASTA IMPORTED FROM TIWAN
Kiku Honda: They misspelled Taiwan.
Alfred F Jones kicks Feliciano Vargas in the head.
THE END
feliciano vargas died because of fucking pasta.

THE BRAGINSKDAD

JUST KIDDING. This ISN'T the father of Ivan Braginski, Shawn Braginski, Lawrence Braginski, Alfred Braginski, and Arthur Braginski.
THAT IS A JOKE!
We just edited someone who looked like our Ukraine (it wasn't Ukraine) and then pretended it was the Braginski dad!
Denmark isn't their father.

That's the original picture we edited. He has the Ukraine scarf.

TurkyRandomness - 1

Turkey: WASH YOUR FACE PRUSSIA RIP OFF!
Hungary: Um, I'm not a Prussia rip off, and two, are you sure you're not Belgium in disguise?
Turkey: NO! Belgium sucks at everything!
Hungary beats up Turkey.
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Liechtenstein: Switzerland is currently cooking turkey soup.
Turkey: WHAT THE FUCK!? Switzerland can't cook my soup!
Liechtenstein: Seychelles is currently cooking turkey soup.
Turkey: WHAT THE FUCK!? Seychelles can't either!
Liechtenstein: Ukraine is cooking turkey soup with Germany.
Turkey: What!? Germany!? FUCK HIM!!!! AND FUCK THE OTHER ONE TOO!
Liechtenstein: I'm currently cooking turkey soup.
Turkey throws Liechtenstein off a cliff.
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Seychelles: Liechtenstein cooked turkey soup.
Turkey: Shut up ugly guy.
Seychelles: Hetalia cooked turkey soup...
Turkey: WHAT!?
Seychelles: Lichtenstein is cooking turkey soup right now.
Turkey: Liechtenstein AGAIN!? FUCK!!!
Seychelles: LICHTENSTEIN.
Lichtenstein: hi turky!
Seychelles: And now... Hungary is cooking turkey soup-
Turkey throws a cabinet at Hungary.
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Turkey: LISTEN UP! Norway, stop writing stories about me loving geese!
Norway: Hmm... what ship name should I think? Geesky?
Turkey: SHUT UP and never cook turkey soup!
Liechtenstein: Everyone cooked turkey soup.
Turkey: LICHTENSTEIN. YOU ARE TURKEY SOUP.
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Iceland: OK. I just drew a turkey.
Turkey: Is it a picture of-
Iceland: I plan to make it a real turkey and cook it!
Turkey: DID YOU JUST DRAW A COOKED TURKY!?
Iceland: No. The Principality of Wy did.
Wy: Sealand wanted this picture of a cooked turkey to diss off Turkey later.
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Turkey: Why is everyone being a Liechtenstein today?
Liechtenstein: Because... everyone is me!
Norway: Not really.
Switzerland: Did you see "Lichtenstein" earlier? That's Roy Liechtenstein.
Liechtenstein: That's interesting... His last name is Lichtenstein. Sounds similar to me...
Seychelles: LICHTENSTEIN!!!
Turkey: DAMN IT It's Roy Liechtenstein!
Seychelles: Lichtenstein!
Turkey: Roy "the idiot next to you!"
Switzerland: Everyone is being awesome today... except for Turkey
Turkey: Damn it it's Roy Seychelles!
Seychelles: LICHTENSTEIN!
Liechtenstein: Roy? Don't you mean the character Kaitlin made?
Seychelles: Roy LICHTENSTEIN!
Turkey: Damn.
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Lichtenstein: Hello Switzerland and Switzerland, I'm Roy Lichtenstein. Turkey thought I was Roy Liechtenstein, your wife.
Liechtenstein: I'M A GUY FOR THE LAST TIME!
Turkey: It feels more like "Liechtenstein Randomness" than "Turkey Randomness."
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Greece: Stop the confusion, kill turky, and realize that Liechtenstein is a girl.
Liechtenstein: You want to see that I'm a guy?
Greece: OK?
Liechtenstein takes off his...
Turkey: Wow... it's tiny!
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Denmark: Hmm... I know! For Liechtenstein, every day is Thanksgiving day!
Liechtenstein: Yeah... except it's only with the turkey. I don't give lots of thanks.
Kenya: Liechtenstein, want to see me make out with Swaziland?
Switzerland: WHAT DID YOU SAY KENYA!?
Swaziland: KENYA!!!
Kenya: SWAZILAND!!!
Kenya X Swaziland happens.
Turkey: What the fuck? Was this caused by Finland?
Ivan Braginski: Nope! It was caused by me!
Turkey: You are a DOITSU!
Turkey kills Ivan Braginski, Shawn Braginski, and everyone else except himself, Arthur Braginski, and Sealand.
Sealand: Wow, he's strong... BUT OF COURSE... Remember the Principality of Wy drew a picture of turkey!
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Turkey: OK. Everyone was either Liechtenstein, a Liechtenstein supporter, LICHTENSTEIN, Seychelles, Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein...
Hetalia: Lichtenstein!? Roy Lichtenstein? Oh my goodness be quiet for once, and have an EVIL time!
Hetalia gets a KNIFE!
Turkey: Ah, Hetalia, use that on Liechtenstein, by the way I'm not Liechtenstein... just because I'm the same color doesn't mean I'm him...
Sweden: And don't forget!
Turkey: SHUT UP, YOU SNOB!
THE END

turkysoup

Introduces Turkey.
Turkey has a red color. He likes saying bad words. He hates Greece the most.
One day, Turkey had a strange type of soup. He was waiting for someone to drink his soup.
Turkey: Hey! It's some type of soup!
Suddenly, America comes by.
Turkey: Wow. Want to try some of my America soup?
America: What? A soup named after me?
Turkey: It's a soup made out of you.
America: WHAT!? THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!
Turkey: (laughs) America soup...
America runs. Greece comes by.
Turkey: Greece soup! (laughs)
Greece: This better be fake.
Turkey: You're a jackass!
Greece: What is "Greece soup?"
Turkey: Soup... made from YOU!!!
Greece kicks Turkey. Norway comes. Turkey holds a sign reading "Norway soup."
Norway: ...really?
Turkey: It's REAL Norway soup, made from real Norway!
Norway punches Turkey 421943721641782462718426187 times until he looked like poland-the-brave.
Turkey: Hey look, it's Poland soup!
Poland: Really?
Romania: Hey look, a random mirror!
Romania holds up a mirror in front of Turkey.
Turkey: Romania, you jackass! I can't make soup of myself! Anyways, want to try this kickass Greece soup?
Moldova: That's not a mirror of you. That's a PICTURE of you taking a bath.
Turkey: Suck balls, that's me taking a BATH!?
Belgium: Yes.
Turkey: Curse you Belgium, Moldova and ROMANIAN BASTARD,
Belgium: I'm gonna call Hungary...
Turkey: Curse you, Belgium, Moldova, and Romanian bastard.
Hungary: Romania is not that stupid! Even though Romania is a bit stupid but STILL!
Turkey: You Prussia rip off... You look like a girl! Like a girl! Like a girl... unlike Prussia though. Also, want to enjoy Hungary soup?
Hungary: Do not embrace the TRES BIEN MOI! Eins Zwei Drei VIE-
Turkey slams Hungary with a guitar. Usually Hungary would smack Turkey with one but it's the opposite.
Hungary: VIER!!!
Hungary kicks Turkey.
Turkey: FUCK YOU RUSSIA RIP OFF!!!
The End

A disgusting idea

The Furry Braginski family
Ivan Braginski is a glowing jade + green sergal. They spend a lot of time sleeping.
Shawn Braginski is a loving blue + violet rabbit. They spend a lot of time dancing.
Lawrence Braginski is a transparent onyx + seafoam lizard. Don't interrupt when they're farming.
Alfred Braginski is a emo bone + slate velociraptor. Don't interrupt when they're studying astrology.
Arthur Braginski is a gooey grey + green gryphon. They have a career of studying astrology.
The Furry Kirkland Family
Arthur Kirkland is a sweet brown + olive hippo. They spend a lot of time counseling.
Alfred Kirkland is a soft bubblegum + tan fish. They spend a lot of time journalism.
Alistair Kirkland is a strange cerulean + onyx panda. Don't interrupt when they're journalism.
The Furry Beilschmidt Family
Ludwig Beilschmidt is a sticky honey + yellow raccoon. They're passionate about clubbing.
OK, NO MORE FURRIES FOR LIFE

Romano Vargas' Hatafutte Parade (updated)

Can you guess what nationality he is?

In my right hand is an olive! In my left hand is a tomato!
Tomato, tomato, tomato parade!
Towards the enchanting world, let's go!

Take our hands, make a circle, spin, and it's the world
If it's adventurous, I'm in the best condition!
Stars and stripes make my flag!
Everything is a highlight! Romano!

"All right, everybody! Would you like to make pizza with me? If not, would you like an adventure?"

Tomato, tomato, it's a tomato parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at one-two makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete!

The guitarist is me, Romano!
"I'm very awesome at it, don't you think?"

Jumping everywhere around America
50 states and 13 colonies, isn't that amazing?
It has been founded a long time ago, and it's one of the most popular countries of the world...

Long live the world!
Long live the world!

Long live the world! If you go on an adventure, it's a good experience
Long live the world! If it's a good thing, let's dance to it!
Long Live the world! The loud cheers keep growing passionate
Long Live the world!

"Oh, there's pasta! Oh, I see pizza! How lucky am I, Romano!"

Tomato, tomato, it's a tomato parade!
This melody is universal!
The 5 continents and the 7 seas!
At this energetic tempo, they traverse each other grandly!

Have a big hope with you, Independence Day!
"Barbeque, picnic, fireworks. Now enjoy anything you like!"

Stars and stripes make my flag!
Everything is a highlight! Romano!

"That parade was an adventure! Lots of people were in it, and plus it was amazing! Maybe I should try again sometime!"

NYOTALIE - The Movie

This story is in 1st person.
I accidentally fell asleep during the meeting... and as I woke up...
"Hey you! Wake up right now!"
Everybody else turned into girls.
Amelia: You have quite the nerve to fall asleep during my speech!
Lucy: Stop it, Hungary-chan. You don't solve problems by beating someone.
Romano: Lichtenstein?
Lucy: You too, Romano, you just can't take a nap!
Cassandra: Surely Romano didn't mean any harm. Let's just calmly go somewhere safe without aiming the bat at anybody.
Romano: Everybody apart from me turned into girls? What is this world?
Madelyn: Falling asleep is quite human, there is nothing wrong about it, right?
Romano: Monaco?
Madelyn: When the meeting is over, let's go to some place to eat together and sleep properly! Hey there, the origin of all suffering! How about being a bit nicer, huh?
Romano: You don't mean... THAT'S BELGIUM!?
Kaitlin: I just spread some honey on Romano and rolled him a bit outside.
Madelyn: That's mean!
Christine: Romano! I have a good medicine for you! You buy it; I will be happy, you will be happy!
Romano: How did this happen?
"That is something I will explain to you!"
Romano: Isn't that the suspicious god that tried to instigate Italy that one time?
"You looked somehow out of luck so I granted you a wish!"
Romano: Doesn't that make me look like a really poor fellow?
"This is all your wild fantasy! Surrounded by ladies, you can lead a life like in 7th heaven! Alas, you too will become happy in this world!"
All the Nyotalia: Romano!!!
Romano: I DON'T WANT THESE GLOOMY GIRLS!! (screams)
Then, I wake up.
Romano: Oh, thank god it was just a dream.
France: Hm? What dream?
Romano: I dreamed a scary dream about everyone turning into girls.
France: Oh, I see!
Estonia and South Korea shiver.
China: Lucky man!

MOCHITALIE!

A Mochi Norway drops down.
Norway: Hello, hello!
Norway runs into a Mochi Denmark. Denmark got angry while Norway started crying. Norway and Denmark hold out their flags.
There was now a Mochi China.
China: How did this happen?
China was now somewhere else.
China: Moving around!
There was now a Mochi Greece. Greece pulls out a flag.
Greece: Wow! Why am I a rice ball?
Greece pulls out his other flag.
Greece: Freaky, but I'm still the hero so whatever!
Norway and Greece were now together.
Norway: What's that?
Greece and Norway pull out both of their flags
Greece: So, you speak Mexican?
Norway: No, Norwegian!
A mochi France was moving about.
France pulls out his flags.
France: Da!
Mochi France moves close to Norway, bumping into him and invading his personal space. France licks Norway.
Mochi Hetalia and America were seen. America holds out two flags.
America: Amulet for good luck!
Hetalia disapproves.
Feliciano Vargas: Hey, guys! Time to food!
Greece and Norway come near a lettuce dish.
Greece: Toppings!
Norway: Lettuce! How beautiful!
Greece: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Greece squirts ketchup and mustard on the lettuce, then chocolate. Greece was laughing.
Norway: NOT THE CHOCOLATE!!!
Norway and Greece were now eating on separate plates.
Feliciano Vargas: My apologies. Next time you eat the food it will be separate.
Greece: Put on some ketchup!
Norway: Nooo!!!
A Mochi Sealand was shown in front of a laptop. Sealand holds out his flags.
Now, a mochi Holland and a girl were shown. They hold up their flags.
Now, there was a mochi Spain. A cat sleeps on his head.
Now, a Mochi Greece with legs...
Greece: Let's go. (laughs)
A mochi Russia holds out a flag.
Russia: Rubbish!
Mochi Greece was walking again, laughing.
Now, a mochi Vietnam was shown.
Vietnam: Vietnam.
Vietnam: Vietnam!
Hong Kong: How fun!
Vietnam and Hong Kong both say their phrases at the same time.
Greece blinks and a star appears out of his eye, flies over to Moscow and nearly hits France, who dodges at the last second. France shows up in the doorway, visibly angry, and rushes over to smash Norway in the face, drawing blood. Norway tries to hit France but he dodges. Both of them fly up in the air, with the words "Our battle has only begun!!" superimposed next to them.
After a brief fade to black, both Mochi are shown next to each other, tired and bleeding. Greece holds out an Greece flag and says "We are friends!" while France asks "Friends?" back. Greece says "Yeah!" only to have France smashing his own flag at Norway, saying "Thanks!" The two jump up into battle once more, with the words "Our battle has only begun!!" superimposed next to them again.
"BONUS MOCHI!"
Sealand was positioning his glasses while a mochi Greece was next to him.
Sealand: OK, I'd be happy to.
Greece was now in front of a bunch of food. Greece had a mochi Greece jacket.
Greece: Ready to chow down or what?
China: That is unfortunate. Do you want to stop being such a fat butt?
Greece: Totally, but isn't Japanese news a lot more silly and unimportant?
Now, Ivan Braginski was watching the events of World War I. In front of the TV was a mochi Greece. Romano had a box.
Feliciano Vargas: Then, sneak up to the victim while doing your best not to be seen.
KENYA X SWAZILAND - MOCHI EDITION - Available everywhere.

New characters!

He looks hot! (YES, IT'S A GUY)

So, you've previously seen people wanting a Hungary character... I mean, there was an Austria one... but no Hungary!
SO WE DECIDED TO MAKE ONE!
Hungary Elizaveta, brother of Russia Elizaveta
Hungary is like Prussia from Hetalia - They share a trait alike. Hungary calls himself the AWESOME Hungary... and also he's a rockstar. However, he looks girly. And plus, he hopes to meet Prussia from Hetalia! He has a very rough personality, like Prussia (from our stories) and Denmark Braginski. He likes Arthur Braginski, Austria suffering, and annoying the ladies.
Oh yeah. There was a Holland character too... why leave Holland alone?

He also looks hot!

Belgium Feliks, his brother.
Belgium loves good food, restaurants, and hot girls. However Holland doesn't really like the fact that he cooks very good like a certain Feliciano Vargas here. Holland doesn't cook really good.
Oh yeah. MIDPOINT!
If there's a Sealand...well, there's a Sealand. Also known as the hatafutte parade hater.
Why did I say something random about Sealand?
Well, because... our new character for the day is Wy.

He is also hot.

And no, he's NOT the abbreviation for Wyoming.
Wy Kirkland, brother of Sealand. THAT MEANS HE'S NOT RELATED TO AMERICA!
He likes painting and his brother Sealand. He also likes reading Turkey X Cuba fanfictions and pride. He's a young boy, younger than Sealand himself... he likes the food Spain makes too.
Spain: YES!

This guy is SUPER hot!!!

And now finally... you've been waiting for this...

Say hello to Monaco Bonifay.

Monaco Bonifay, great friends with France Bonifay, worst enemies with Turkey. Monaco loves wine, card games, and France. Nothing else said.

Ketchup Mochi - English Dubbed and Subbed

English Dubbed Version
Feliciano Vargas: Hey, guys! Time to food!
A mochi Greece and Norway come near a lettuce dish.
Greece: Toppings!
Norway: Lettuce! How beautiful!
Greece: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Greece squirts ketchup and mustard on the lettuce, then chocolate. Greece was laughing.
Norway: NOT THE CHOCOLATE!!!
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Norway and Greece were now eating on separate plates.
Feliciano Vargas: My apologies. Next time you eat the food it will be separate.
Greece: Put on some ketchup!
Norway: Nooo!!!
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English Subbed Version
Lovino Vargas: Okay, you two! It's time for dinner!
A mochi Iceland and Romano come near a lettuce dish.
Iceland: I'm hungry!
Romano: It looks nice-
Iceland squirts ketchup and mustard on the lettuce, then chocolate. Iceland was laughing.
Iceland: I'm flying!
Romano: Why the chocolate?
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Lovino Vargas: Ah...sorry. I'll share some next time, okay?
Iceland: Try it!
Romano: Nooo!!!