turkysoup

Introduces Turkey.
Turkey has a red color. He likes saying bad words. He hates Greece the most.
One day, Turkey had a strange type of soup. He was waiting for someone to drink his soup.
Turkey: Hey! It's some type of soup!
Suddenly, America comes by.
Turkey: Wow. Want to try some of my America soup?
America: What? A soup named after me?
Turkey: It's a soup made out of you.
America: WHAT!? THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!
Turkey: (laughs) America soup...
America runs. Greece comes by.
Turkey: Greece soup! (laughs)
Greece: This better be fake.
Turkey: You're a jackass!
Greece: What is "Greece soup?"
Turkey: Soup... made from YOU!!!
Greece kicks Turkey. Norway comes. Turkey holds a sign reading "Norway soup."
Norway: ...really?
Turkey: It's REAL Norway soup, made from real Norway!
Norway punches Turkey 421943721641782462718426187 times until he looked like poland-the-brave.
Turkey: Hey look, it's Poland soup!
Poland: Really?
Romania: Hey look, a random mirror!
Romania holds up a mirror in front of Turkey.
Turkey: Romania, you jackass! I can't make soup of myself! Anyways, want to try this kickass Greece soup?
Moldova: That's not a mirror of you. That's a PICTURE of you taking a bath.
Turkey: Suck balls, that's me taking a BATH!?
Belgium: Yes.
Turkey: Curse you Belgium, Moldova and ROMANIAN BASTARD,
Belgium: I'm gonna call Hungary...
Turkey: Curse you, Belgium, Moldova, and Romanian bastard.
Hungary: Romania is not that stupid! Even though Romania is a bit stupid but STILL!
Turkey: You Prussia rip off... You look like a girl! Like a girl! Like a girl... unlike Prussia though. Also, want to enjoy Hungary soup?
Hungary: Do not embrace the TRES BIEN MOI! Eins Zwei Drei VIE-
Turkey slams Hungary with a guitar. Usually Hungary would smack Turkey with one but it's the opposite.
Hungary: VIER!!!
Hungary kicks Turkey.
Turkey: FUCK YOU RUSSIA RIP OFF!!!
The End