Saturday, December 19, 2015

Meteolife - Greece Edition (day 4)

NAME: Greece Fernandez
Strength: 0
Charm: 15
Intelligence: 34
Greece goes to Abraham Lincoln's house. In the background is a picture of Abraham Lincoln punching Greece.
Abraham Lincoln: Get out of here, stupid child. I TOLD YOU, PISS OFF! I hate you, you accident! NOW I'M PISSED OFF!!! Leave now... before I lose it!
Abraham Lincoln gets pissed off.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!
Greece is now in the hospital.
Greece goes to the fancy restaurant, spending 2 hours.
Greece goes to Feliciano-Vargas Veneziano's house (for no reason).
Feliciano-Vargas Veneziano: Hey Greece, let's have a smoke.
Greece goes to the Meteo Post Office.
Greece: Have you seen the new Turkey X Cuba fanfiction? It's so funny...
America: NO! Get out here, Spain!
Greece goes to Meteo Sports. There, he buys a punching bag for $500.
Greece goes to the Item shop. He sees Iceland Feliciano there.
Iceland: My name doesn't start or end with Greece but I know of the one you seek.
Greece buys steroids and ritalin. (What the hell Greece? Holy Roman Empire wouldn't approve of that)
Greece goes to the Meteo Casino, playing Russian Roulette. Greece gets more charm.
Greece goes to the Meteobar.
The person Greece fought against was Alfred Braginski. Alfred punches him and takes 20 dollars from him.
Greece goes to Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber: 'Sup dude. Got any ritalin?
Greece gives Justin Bieber the ritalin. Greece goes to Selena Gomez.
Selena Gomez: Roids... I NEED ROIDS TO LIVE!!!
Greece gives Selena Gomez the steroids. Selena Gomez gives him $250.
Greece goes to the local food market and works for 2 hours there, earning $14.
Greece goes to the gym, and lifts up a weight. Greece earns 2 strength points.
Greece goes to the Meteo Post Office.
Greece applies for a job (again).
Greece: I love sending mail. You know Sealand Kirkland?
America: WHAT? You send mail everywhere? OK!
Greece gets the job. Greece works for 2 hours, making $20.
Greece goes outside again.
Norway: Howdy! I'm just out for my morning jog.
(what the hell? it's night! how dumb are you???)
A car that Latvia Carriedo was driving runs over Norway and then crashes into a building. It catches on fire.
NICE.
Greece punches his punching bag for 1 hour. Then, he goes to sleep...
To be continued...

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