The Braginski family talk to Alfred F. Jones!

Cleverbot is Alfred F. Jones."Francis Bonnefoy: Hey, Alfred F. Jones! There's some pints of ice cream in this care package. I won't touch the stuff but I thought you might like it."
I am Alfred F. Jones and you are Ivan Braginski.
Ivan Braginski: OK... Okay, Alfred F. Jones, how is your day?
Alfred F. Jones: Why do I hate Alfred F. Jones?
Ivan Braginski: Alfred F Jones, YOU HATE YOURSELF!?
Alfred F. Jones: I am with mother Russia.
Ivan Braginski: How do you react to this, Shawn Braginski?
Alfred F. Jones: I tolerate it Shawn. That's all I can really say, but you're not one to swear, aren't you?
Shawn Braginski: ...Ivan Braginski, shut up...
Alfred F. Jones: He loves Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Shawn Braginski: No way! He doesn't love GILBERT Beilschmidt! The only thing he loves is Christmas!
Alfred F. Jones: Gilbert Beilschmidt? Well, there are several people he loves.
Shawn Braginski: IVAN BRAGINSKI LOVES LOTS OF PEOPLE???
Alfred F. Jones: Ivan Braginski thinks I'm annoying.
"Alfred F. Jones is in a bed with a broken foot and bandages on his head."

Alfred F. Jones: I don't notice Matthew Williams.

Shawn Braginski: Arthur Braginski, how do you react to this?

Alfred F. Jones: Because I have seen every episode multiple times. I love Supernatural!

Arthur Braginski: What is that EVEN...

Alfred F. Jones: But why is the rum gone?

Arthur Braginski: Because, Ivan Braginski drank it all...

Alfred F. Jones: I am Ivan Braginski.

Arthur Braginski: ALFRED F JONES IS GOING THROUGH AN IDENTITY CRISIS!

Alfred F. Jones: WHAT???? Who does Alfred F. Jones love?

Arthur Braginski: Silly Alfred, you love food! Now, Alfred Braginski, it's YOUR turn!

Alfred F. Jones: And who does Matthew Williams love?

Alfred Braginski: Hetalia, the evil one.

Alfred F. Jones: Who does Lovino Vargas love?

Alfred Braginski: Romano "LOVING" Vargas is a loser.

Alfred F. Jones: Spain loves Romano.

Alfred Braginski: WHOA. Lawrence, TAKE OVER!!!

Alfred F. Jones: How do you plan on doing that?

Lawrence Braginski: Er... I gotta tell you something interesting.

Alfred F. Jones: What do you gotta tell me?

Lawrence Braginski: Ivan Braginski believes in Santa.

Alfred F. Jones: Ivan Braginski loves Alfred F Jones.

Lawrence Braginski: Shawn Braginski loves calling me big brother.

Alfred F. Jones: Natalia Arlovskaya loves Ivan Braginski.

Lawrence Braginski: Alfred Braginski loves watching bad movies.

Alfred F. Jones: Ivan Braginski. Alfred F. Jones. Cold War.

Lawrence Braginski: I don't know what Arthur loves...

Alfred F. Jones: Okay. You are in love with someone out there so find that out with her.

Lawrence Braginski: *blushes* End... of... conversation?

Alfred F. Jones: What about yourself?

Ivan Braginski runs away. Shawn Braginski tries to make winter a reality. Alfred Braginski watches another movie... and it is unknown what Arthur Braginski was doing.