Does Feliciano Vargas love pasta?

This is reposted from "The Elements On The Periodic Table." The blog is now dead.
"NO!"
FELICIANO VARGAS LOVES PASTA - Operation 1
Feliciano Vargas: Hi. I'm Feliciano Vargas.
Italy: And I'm Italy Carriedo.
Romano: HEY! How about me?
Prussia: LOOK! IT'S A PASTA MEATBALL!
Hungary: REALLY!? Where?
Prussia kicks Hungary into the toilet.
FELICIANO VARGAS LOVES PASTA - Operation 2
Kiku Honda: I don't sell pasta.
Italy: BUT- BUT-
Italy gets kicked once again.
Sealand: Here you go. It's pasta.
PASTA IMPORTED FROM TIWAN
Kiku Honda: They misspelled Taiwan.
Alfred F Jones kicks Feliciano Vargas in the head.
THE END
feliciano vargas died because of fucking pasta.