TurkyRandomness - 2

Turkey: Roy Lichtenstein, his artwork is beautiful.
Seychelles: LICHTENSTEIN?
Turkey: Why the hell would I admire artwork Liechtenstein makes? IF HE'S AWFUL THAT MEANS HIS ARTWORK IS AWFUL TOO.
Seychelles: ...
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Italy: And now, I present to you...
Turkey: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Italy: You know that Turkish hate video about a burning turkey with a Turkish flag on it? Romano "LOVING" Vargas made it.

Turkey: Fuck him!
Spain: Wow, I'd never see Italy against Romano.
Turkey eats Lovino Vargas' data.
Lovino Vargas: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Romano, Turkey, Ukraine, Hong Kong, and Holy Roman Empire were staring at Lovino Vargas.
Romano: "Loving" Vargas? Don't you mean "Lovino Vargas?"
Lovino Vargas: I worship Istanbul!
Romano: "LOVING" Vargas! Istanbul-Loving Vargas, GET OUT OF HERE!
Turkey: I like Lovino Vargas better than you.
Lovino Vargas: Exactly!
Italy: Why does Lovino Vargas worship Istanbul?

Romano: "LOVING" Vargas! This is an AWESOME video!
LOVINO VARGAS: SUCK MY DICK!!!
Feliciano Vargas: Calm down, Lovino!
LOVINO VARGAS: SUCK MY DICK!!!! I WORSHIP THE WORD ON THAT POSTER... AND THE IDIOT IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO TORE IT UP!
Romano: ...loving Vargas?
LOVINO VARGAS: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, FUCK YOU! MIDDLE FINGER FOR THE WIN!
TURKEY: LOVINO VARGAS IS MY LIFE!
Turkey and Lovino Vargas fuse to turn into TurkeyOvino Vargas.
Romano: Hetalia = More sane than you.
TurkeyOvino Vargas: FUCK YOU BITCH!
Romano: ♫loving Vargas in a toilet!♫
Romano flushes TurkeyOvino Vargas down a toilet.
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Turkey: France, how was it?
France: ....
(A time ago)
Prussia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATURKEYISBETTER!
(now...)
Turkey: WHAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATURKEYISWAYBETTER!
France: Hey. Did you see that video Romano made earlier?
Turkey: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLTURKEYMUCHBETTER
France: Seriously.
Turkey: KESESESESE! FUCK YEAH!
France: ...
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Hungary: Turkey... what did you do to France?
EVILTURKEY: KESESESESESESESESESESESESESE!
Hungary: Great.
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Liechtenstein: And then, Hungary smashed Turkey's head with a guitar. There you go.
Prussia: Nice story book!
THE END