TurkyRandomness - 1

Turkey: WASH YOUR FACE PRUSSIA RIP OFF!
Hungary: Um, I'm not a Prussia rip off, and two, are you sure you're not Belgium in disguise?
Turkey: NO! Belgium sucks at everything!
Hungary beats up Turkey.
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Liechtenstein: Switzerland is currently cooking turkey soup.
Turkey: WHAT THE FUCK!? Switzerland can't cook my soup!
Liechtenstein: Seychelles is currently cooking turkey soup.
Turkey: WHAT THE FUCK!? Seychelles can't either!
Liechtenstein: Ukraine is cooking turkey soup with Germany.
Turkey: What!? Germany!? FUCK HIM!!!! AND FUCK THE OTHER ONE TOO!
Liechtenstein: I'm currently cooking turkey soup.
Turkey throws Liechtenstein off a cliff.
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Seychelles: Liechtenstein cooked turkey soup.
Turkey: Shut up ugly guy.
Seychelles: Hetalia cooked turkey soup...
Turkey: WHAT!?
Seychelles: Lichtenstein is cooking turkey soup right now.
Turkey: Liechtenstein AGAIN!? FUCK!!!
Seychelles: LICHTENSTEIN.
Lichtenstein: hi turky!
Seychelles: And now... Hungary is cooking turkey soup-
Turkey throws a cabinet at Hungary.
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Turkey: LISTEN UP! Norway, stop writing stories about me loving geese!
Norway: Hmm... what ship name should I think? Geesky?
Turkey: SHUT UP and never cook turkey soup!
Liechtenstein: Everyone cooked turkey soup.
Turkey: LICHTENSTEIN. YOU ARE TURKEY SOUP.
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Iceland: OK. I just drew a turkey.
Turkey: Is it a picture of-
Iceland: I plan to make it a real turkey and cook it!
Turkey: DID YOU JUST DRAW A COOKED TURKY!?
Iceland: No. The Principality of Wy did.
Wy: Sealand wanted this picture of a cooked turkey to diss off Turkey later.
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Turkey: Why is everyone being a Liechtenstein today?
Liechtenstein: Because... everyone is me!
Norway: Not really.
Switzerland: Did you see "Lichtenstein" earlier? That's Roy Liechtenstein.
Liechtenstein: That's interesting... His last name is Lichtenstein. Sounds similar to me...
Seychelles: LICHTENSTEIN!!!
Turkey: DAMN IT It's Roy Liechtenstein!
Seychelles: Lichtenstein!
Turkey: Roy "the idiot next to you!"
Switzerland: Everyone is being awesome today... except for Turkey
Turkey: Damn it it's Roy Seychelles!
Seychelles: LICHTENSTEIN!
Liechtenstein: Roy? Don't you mean the character Kaitlin made?
Seychelles: Roy LICHTENSTEIN!
Turkey: Damn.
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Lichtenstein: Hello Switzerland and Switzerland, I'm Roy Lichtenstein. Turkey thought I was Roy Liechtenstein, your wife.
Liechtenstein: I'M A GUY FOR THE LAST TIME!
Turkey: It feels more like "Liechtenstein Randomness" than "Turkey Randomness."
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Greece: Stop the confusion, kill turky, and realize that Liechtenstein is a girl.
Liechtenstein: You want to see that I'm a guy?
Greece: OK?
Liechtenstein takes off his...
Turkey: Wow... it's tiny!
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Denmark: Hmm... I know! For Liechtenstein, every day is Thanksgiving day!
Liechtenstein: Yeah... except it's only with the turkey. I don't give lots of thanks.
Kenya: Liechtenstein, want to see me make out with Swaziland?
Switzerland: WHAT DID YOU SAY KENYA!?
Swaziland: KENYA!!!
Kenya: SWAZILAND!!!
Kenya X Swaziland happens.
Turkey: What the fuck? Was this caused by Finland?
Ivan Braginski: Nope! It was caused by me!
Turkey: You are a DOITSU!
Turkey kills Ivan Braginski, Shawn Braginski, and everyone else except himself, Arthur Braginski, and Sealand.
Sealand: Wow, he's strong... BUT OF COURSE... Remember the Principality of Wy drew a picture of turkey!
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Turkey: OK. Everyone was either Liechtenstein, a Liechtenstein supporter, LICHTENSTEIN, Seychelles, Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein...
Hetalia: Lichtenstein!? Roy Lichtenstein? Oh my goodness be quiet for once, and have an EVIL time!
Hetalia gets a KNIFE!
Turkey: Ah, Hetalia, use that on Liechtenstein, by the way I'm not Liechtenstein... just because I'm the same color doesn't mean I'm him...
Sweden: And don't forget!
Turkey: SHUT UP, YOU SNOB!
THE END