STUPIDNESS

The phone rings. Arthur Braginski was there.
Arthur Braginski: Hmmmmm.
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Ivan Braginski: Arthur, Arthur, a stranger said he would take me to a tasty dinner so I went to go get the pasta, but it turned out he only had hamburgers the whole time!
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Alfred Kirkland: Yo, Arthur Kirkland, I totally just caught Ivan.
Ivan Braginski: Please, but, but, oh.
Arthur Kirkland: Nicely Done. Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him.
Ivan Braginski: No need, I'll tell you everything I know.
Alfred Kirkland: This dude is lame. Maybe we should make him work.
Ivan Braginski accidentally breaks a dish.
Ivan Braginski: My bad, oopsy.
Alfred Kirkland: Okay, so what now?
Arthur Kirkland: I wrote a letter to Arthur. This is what it said "Please prepare him good food, a cute girl and a foot/soccer ball. Also, he will die if he accidentally learns French, so be careful!"
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Ivan Braginski was in "The fuck box," which was a box with the word "fuck" on it.
Ivan Braginski: They said they sent me back because I was too much work!
Arthur Braginski: Welcome back, Ivan.
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The phone rings.
Lawrence Braginski: Arthur, Arthur, there was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it turned out the pretty girl was Alistair Kirkland in disguise!
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Alistair Kirkland: (laughs) Guess who just captured us a little Lawrence?
Alfred Kirkland: What?!
Arthur Kirkland: Alright, I'll just feed him.
Alfred Kirkland: You're not helping.
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Now Lawrence was in the fuck box.
Arthur Braginski: Welcome back...Lawrence.
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The phone rings again.
Ivan Braginski: Arthur, Arthur, I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoelaces. What's even worse, Arthur is here!
Arthur Braginski: Ugh.
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Now, Arthur Kirkland had Arthur Braginski tied up, while Lawrence and Ivan Braginski were here.
Arthur Kirkland: Come see, I've captured Arthur by using Ivan Braginski as a decoy!
Arthur Braginski: I should have known it was a trap.
Alfred Kirkland: Rock out, Arthur!
Alistair Kirkland: Oui! Now you will tell us everything you know, or else.
Arthur Braginski: Before I tell you, there is something I want to say. It goes a little something like this!
A gun was pointed at Lawrence Braginski!
Lawrence Braginski: Ahh! Why are you pointing a gun at me I already told you I would tell you everything I know which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't kill me, please!
Arthur Braginski: Do your worse, compared to my everyday life your kind of torture would be like bites from a mosquito.
Lawrence Braginski: Arthur is kind of a sadist! He owns a lot of movies with funny Hetalia moments in them, including the one about "Turkey X Cuba," forcing ALL of our family to watch it! 
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Ivan Braginski, Shawn Braginski, and Arthur Braginski were now in jail.
Arthur Braginski: I hate you and your face, Lawrence.
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Chibitalia!
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Even though Alfred F. Braginski is small, he's kind of a pig. So the meals he's getting just aren't enough.
Alfred F. Braginski: Pasta, are you hiding here?
Francis Kiku was there.
Francis Kiku: Huh?
Alfred F. Braginski: Hmmm, no way I'm eating this.
Francis Kiku: Hmm.
Alfred F. Braginski: I'm so hungry. Hold on, is that food? Is it there for me?
Alfred F. was now near the food.
Alfred F.: Thank you, who ever you are!
Alfred F. eats the food.
Alfred F.: This sucks.
Francis Kiku: Ah!
Suddenly, Honda Kiku, the father of Francis, comes.
Honda Kiku: What do I do with you? You steal food whenever I turn my back.
Alfred F.: Sorry.
Honda Kiku: You think about what you did, you got it?
Alfred F.: Si.
Honda Kiku throws Alfred F. Braginski somewhere.
Francis Kiku comes, this time with more food. He looks through.
Alfred F.: I'm starving in here!
Francis Kiku saw flames.
Alfred F.: AHHH!
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The phone rings...for one last time.
Shawn Braginski: Hello. It's Shawn.
Ivan Braginski: Shawn, Shawn, Help me. Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
Shawn Braginski: We shall see.