Reposted from "The Elements on the Periodic Table." It's gonna be deleted soon.
"A wonderful world can be seen!"
Lawrence Braginski: Hello. I'm Lawrence Braginski. Today, I'm going a science fair experiment with Shawn Braginski. It's about pasta.
Lawrence Braginski was shown with Shawn Braginski. Lawrence Braginski had a small plate of pasta. An arrow was pointing to it, reading "Ivan Braginski must not touch this."
Shawn Braginski: Now, let's make a science fair experiment. How many plates of pasta can we make before Ivan Braginski eats them all?
Lawrence Braginski: OK. Here's the first one!
Shawn Braginski and Lawrence Braginski start making pasta. Meanwhile...
Ivan Braginski: FINALLY! Pasta!
Ivan Braginski devours the pasta.
Lawrence Braginski: WHAT IN THE WORLD!?
Shawn Braginski kicks Ivan Braginski out. Suddenly, the Kirkland people come in.
Alfred Kirkland: OH MY GOODNESS! I found PASTA!
Arthur Kirkland: LET'S DEVOUR IT!
Alfred Kirkland eats all the pasta.
Arthur Kirkland: Alfredo!?
Alfred Kirkland: What. It didn't read "For Arthur Kirkland!"
Alistair Kirkland: COME LOOK! They're cooking more pasta!
Arthur Kirkland: And Alfred won't touch any!
Alistair Kirkland and Arthur Kirkland both eat the pasta.
Kiku Honda: LOOK! Pasta!
Ivan Braginski: It's sure to annoy my brothers but who cares about Lawrence Braginski? LET'S EAT IT!
Everyone eats the pasta.
Shawn Braginski: Russia Elizaveta, Italy Carriedo, Hetalia Marukaite, England Veneziano... SINCE WHEN DID YOU COME HERE?
Russia: I want more PASTA!
Italy: LIKE, NOW!
ENGLAND: AT DAWN WE RIDE. NE NE PAPA
Lithuania: ...seriously?
Hetalia: Pasta!!!!!! PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prussia: TOMATO!
America: LOOK! I see cheese!
Poland: No! I see Sealand eating dead pizza!
Spain: What are you talking about? I love multi-colored colors!
Romano: Look! I'm Japanese!
Shawn Braginski: ...
JAPAN-IRIDIUM: LOOK! EVERYONE IS FUCKING INSANE BECAUSE THEY ATE FUCKING PASTA! ARE YOU HAPPY!?
Lawrence Braginski: Thank goodness Alfred isn't here!
Alfred Braginski: LOOK! PASTA!
Fort Francis: LET'S INVADE FORT FRANCES!
Alfred Braginski: ...no.
Francis Bonnefoy: I think...
Feliciano Vargas: Italy, stop staring at me!
Lovino Vargas: Italy is staring at Wang Yao.
Wang Yao eats Italy.
Sealand: LOOK! I see Glenn Seaborg!
Ivan Braginski: Again?
Feliciano Vargas: NO.
An explosion occurs.
Feliciano Vargas: ah, Hetalia just ate pasta!
Shawn Braginski: STOP IT EVERYBODY!
Shawn Braginski wakes up.
Shawn Braginski: THANK GOD! This was just a dream.
Feliciano Vargas: Shawn, Shawn! I have bug bites on my leg!
Alfred F. Jones: And I dropped a burger on my area!
Shawn Braginski kicks a random unsuspecting Francis Bonnefoy in the crotch area.
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