MOCHITALIE!

A Mochi Norway drops down.
Norway: Hello, hello!
Norway runs into a Mochi Denmark. Denmark got angry while Norway started crying. Norway and Denmark hold out their flags.
There was now a Mochi China.
China: How did this happen?
China was now somewhere else.
China: Moving around!
There was now a Mochi Greece. Greece pulls out a flag.
Greece: Wow! Why am I a rice ball?
Greece pulls out his other flag.
Greece: Freaky, but I'm still the hero so whatever!
Norway and Greece were now together.
Norway: What's that?
Greece and Norway pull out both of their flags
Greece: So, you speak Mexican?
Norway: No, Norwegian!
A mochi France was moving about.
France pulls out his flags.
France: Da!
Mochi France moves close to Norway, bumping into him and invading his personal space. France licks Norway.
Mochi Hetalia and America were seen. America holds out two flags.
America: Amulet for good luck!
Hetalia disapproves.
Feliciano Vargas: Hey, guys! Time to food!
Greece and Norway come near a lettuce dish.
Greece: Toppings!
Norway: Lettuce! How beautiful!
Greece: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Greece squirts ketchup and mustard on the lettuce, then chocolate. Greece was laughing.
Norway: NOT THE CHOCOLATE!!!
Norway and Greece were now eating on separate plates.
Feliciano Vargas: My apologies. Next time you eat the food it will be separate.
Greece: Put on some ketchup!
Norway: Nooo!!!
A Mochi Sealand was shown in front of a laptop. Sealand holds out his flags.
Now, a mochi Holland and a girl were shown. They hold up their flags.
Now, there was a mochi Spain. A cat sleeps on his head.
Now, a Mochi Greece with legs...
Greece: Let's go. (laughs)
A mochi Russia holds out a flag.
Russia: Rubbish!
Mochi Greece was walking again, laughing.
Now, a mochi Vietnam was shown.
Vietnam: Vietnam.
Vietnam: Vietnam!
Hong Kong: How fun!
Vietnam and Hong Kong both say their phrases at the same time.
Greece blinks and a star appears out of his eye, flies over to Moscow and nearly hits France, who dodges at the last second. France shows up in the doorway, visibly angry, and rushes over to smash Norway in the face, drawing blood. Norway tries to hit France but he dodges. Both of them fly up in the air, with the words "Our battle has only begun!!" superimposed next to them.
After a brief fade to black, both Mochi are shown next to each other, tired and bleeding. Greece holds out an Greece flag and says "We are friends!" while France asks "Friends?" back. Greece says "Yeah!" only to have France smashing his own flag at Norway, saying "Thanks!" The two jump up into battle once more, with the words "Our battle has only begun!!" superimposed next to them again.
"BONUS MOCHI!"
Sealand was positioning his glasses while a mochi Greece was next to him.
Sealand: OK, I'd be happy to.
Greece was now in front of a bunch of food. Greece had a mochi Greece jacket.
Greece: Ready to chow down or what?
China: That is unfortunate. Do you want to stop being such a fat butt?
Greece: Totally, but isn't Japanese news a lot more silly and unimportant?
Now, Ivan Braginski was watching the events of World War I. In front of the TV was a mochi Greece. Romano had a box.
Feliciano Vargas: Then, sneak up to the victim while doing your best not to be seen.
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