China sleeps in the empty World Meeting hall, his head resting on the table. A feminine voice calls China to wake up as a wooden baseball bat taps against the table. Waking up, China raises his head to the bright light above the hall, forming the silhouette of an unknown woman, and obscuring her face in shadow. Her voice tells China that he's got some nerve to fall asleep during her speech.
As China shakes off the sleep, all he sees of the woman are her breasts covered in a skimpy shirt. His screams echo out of the building as he receives the shock of his life.
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Blinding white lights flood the background as a formation of girls stand next to each other. Fingers fly across a keyboard as China types, "I was overwhelmed by heroines."
Long hair flies and five shoes point themselves in a ring as Madelyn receives a brief introduction while holding up a pizza in which she asks if her or "mama" is prettier, followed by Lillian who remarks that she's surrounded by fools, and Cassandra wielding a sword who simply says "regrettable".
Amelia says that she'll punch one way or another, Lucy holding a broomstick saying that she likes being alone, a reference to splendid isolation, Josephine with a bottle of red wine wondering how unfashionable people live, Christine with a bamboo basket and steamed buns declaring that everything Ming says is undeniable, and Kaitlin holding a spade behind her back quietly saying, "Kaitlin does not offer that service".
Carolina was shivering and trembling, Carly with a bottle of maple syrup saying that Canada's capital is Ottawa, and Alexis wielding a baton and saying that it's polite to put a shot into someone when meeting them.
The title, "I Was Overwhelmed by Heroines", slides by one more time as the introduction video falls into static.
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Stammering, China regards a feminine Hungary (and her obvious possession of breasts). It was she who had woken China, and smiled at him, still holding her baseball bat over her shoulder.
Lucy touches Amelia on the shoulder, chastising her for trying to solve problems with violence. China recognizes feminine Lichtenstein with disbelief. Lucy reminds China that he too is at fault, for he had fallen asleep during the meeting. A pair of flying bunnies (one green and one pink) appear at Lucy's shoulders as a voice suggests that they go somewhere safe without hitting anyone. The camera then shifts to Cassandra, who worriedly raises a hand in interference, explaining that China surely didn't mean any harm. Recognizing Taiwan, China shivers beneath a dark aura, calling nervously for Vietnam. He wonders what world this is as Hungary laughs with the others, asking why everyone's turned into girls.
As China holds his head in his hands, another girl sits on the table next to him, patting his head and dismissing sleeping as "purely human, and nothing wrong about it". China is startled again as he turns and sees the face of Monaco. Madelyn suggests that after the meeting they both get something to eat and sleep properly.
Madelyn points at someone in the distance, telling them to stop being so mean. China exclaims, "you don't mean...?" as the person Madelyn pointed at turns out to be Kaitlin. China becomes more flustered as he fails to register Belgium. Kaitlin asks why Madelyn is directing at her, for all that she did was "spread some honey on China and rolled him around for a bit".
A large flower falls and hits China on the side of his head as a new voice calls to him. Christine jumps down beside China, telling him that she has good medicine for him. Exclaiming, "if you buy it, you will be happy, and I will be happy," she appears to climb the back of his chair as he is frozen with shock. "How did this happen?" he asks.
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The doors of the conference hall burst open with a large bang, as white robes and a bright aura surround the newcomer. The person turns out to be God, who promises to tell China why this happened. Hiding under the table as the girls clamor around him, China recognizes him as the very same God that tried to instigate Russia to hit Hetalia with a skillet/frying pan once.
China crawls to God on his arms as God explains that he granted a wish of China because he seemed out of luck. The deity smiles as fog surrounds him, telling China that this is all his wild fantasy. Indignant, China tells God that this all makes him look very sad.
God raises his hand, gesturing to the girls that stood before China as he tells China that he will be happy forever surrounded by pretty girls. And of course, all the girls cried out his name in unison.
All the Nyotalia: China!!!
China reels back in fear, shaking his head and saying that he doesn't want such gloomy girls. He raises his head and screams as he wakes up at the conference table screaming.
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He finds himself in an empty hall, with no one in sight. China whirls around, bewildered and unsure of what happened. Estonia and South Korea appear in the doorway, asking China what's wrong.
China heaves a sigh of relief, realizing that it was all just a dream. France appears, asking him what dream it was as France rests his chin on China and puts his hands on his shoulders. China tells them that he dreamed a nightmare about everyone turning into girls. France smiles, saying "I see," not noticing the dark aura suddenly surrounding the four countries as Estonia and South Korea shiver. A chibi head of Romano appears, exclaiming, "Good dream!"
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